Lindsay Lohan has responded to Michael Lohan's alleged posts on Twitter yesterday, apparently a hoax by a celebrity gossip website, that she had an affair with Tommy Mottola when she was 17 and has been living with HIV ever since. Sadly, it's quite restrained for Li-Lo but her father's statement dosen't disappoint, with accusations Dina Lohan's relative smoked crack at their son's first communion...

Yesterday, what looked like a Tweet on Michael's Twitter page read:

"Tommy Mottola engaged in an affair with my then 17-year-old daughter. The truth about my daughter living with HIV for the rest of her life as a result of the decisions she made."

Which was finished off nicely with biblical quote.

And now Lindsay, who is just trying to get on with her life and make milkshakes, has responded to the grim allegations:

“He’s a grown man and has done the exact same things on TV/interviews, [so] why wouldn’t he lie on Twitter, and everywhere else! He just wants money – and he’s using me, my name, my status, my mother, brothers and sister for the cash to pay for [another] wedding.“

Michael followed Lindsay's rare mature approach to the messy situation, publicly reaching out to the family to ask them for a private meeting before threatening to release over a 100 recorded conversations between himself and ex-wife Dina to the press if they refuse.

"If Dina and Ali sit down with me and our lawyers, I’ll handle things in private. But if she refuses, then I’m going to go to Child Protective Services in New York and I’ll take Dina to court for other reasons.

 

"I never robbed anyone. I went to jail for criminal contempt. Dina must be talking about her brother Paul who just got out of jail for robbing a 9/11 fund for over one million dollars.

 

"Lindsay never had a restraining order against me. You can look it up. Dina and her family have one against me because I beat up her (relative) for smoking crack cocaine at my son’s first communion party. Our life was fine and we were a close-knit family until Dina and I broke up. It was after our divorce that Dina began to distance Lindsay and my other three children from me."

What a family.

"Bottom line is, this is and was about getting Lindsay help and providing Ali with a normal schooling and guidance. Dina has violated these things and more. But if Dina is willing to sit down and work with me to correct the things that need to be corrected, this all stops.

"But if she doesn't and she continues to lie about me and the situation, I will report her to Child Protective services, take her to court for everything I can and I will prove every one of her lies and her family members for what they are."

More chance of us attending the Killer Bitch screening tomorrow than that ever happening...