Get me in there!
Mon, 20/07/2009 - 09:24 by Mr. HM
If the weekend tabloids are to be believed (and why not?!) then Lindsay Lohan is currently the centre of a tug of war between both US and UK versions of reality show 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'.

Now this sounds like a load of horseshit to us, but then again - when your life has reached the stage when you accept white Maseratis from porno producers as a gift, you can't be too far away from sticking a wichity grub in your mouth for the cameras... Or maybe that's how she got the car in the first place?

Whatever - she'd be good value. Come on UK producers, pull your finger out...

It is also a little known online UK law that whenever someone writes about IACGMOOH, they have to either reference or include the picture of Myleene Klass in a white bikini.

(Also pictured: New view of the worst boots ever made.)

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    carbon cowboy Mon, 20/07/2009 - 22:53
  • You know, we have legions of people who do the square root of fuck all, and we consequently hate them for it, but this fucking ginger cunt takes the biscuit. Not only is she just famous for munching the rug of a no-mark fugly DJ, she really has done fuck all. Please, stop publishing stories on people who have done absolutely nowt. At least Jordan consistently makes a cunt of herself in the press. I hear the lollipop lady down the road from me bought a new handbag yesterday. Photos, anyone????

    Blartmonster Mon, 20/07/2009 - 16:07
  • Or something about a ginger minge-eater.

    dandyboy Mon, 20/07/2009 - 12:49
  • I guess there's joke there about her enjoying the bush tucker trial - or at least tucking into bushes...

    thirdmanuk Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:07
  • I guess there's joke there about her enjoying the bush tucker trial - or at least tucking into bushes...

    thirdmanuk Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:07
  • Or something about a ginger minge-eater.

    dandyboy Mon, 20/07/2009 - 12:49
  • You know, we have legions of people who do the square root of fuck all, and we consequently hate them for it, but this fucking ginger cunt takes the biscuit. Not only is she just famous for munching the rug of a no-mark fugly DJ, she really has done fuck all. Please, stop publishing stories on people who have done absolutely nowt. At least Jordan consistently makes a cunt of herself in the press. I hear the lollipop lady down the road from me bought a new handbag yesterday. Photos, anyone????

    Blartmonster Mon, 20/07/2009 - 16:07
  • Amen afucking men spot on

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    ottisgibson2009 Thu, 18/03/2010 - 11:10
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