Time to Li-Lo?
Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:43 by HM writer

Lindsay Lohan was looking her usual youthful and sober self as she shopped in Chanel in New York while the rest of us may have kicked back prematurely with a big bag of popcorn, waiting for the intervention planned by her formerly estranged father Michael Lohan to begin...

But apparently her dad is too busy at the moment, hunting down the man responsible for reportedly providing Lohan with the prescribed dugs he alleges she's addicted to (and while he's at, can he find out who's responsible for her collegen injections too? And those hair extensions.)

Last week, Micheal was babbling about staging an intervention to save his daughter and now he's become sidetracked by this drug dealer.

He said:

“This guy follows Lindsay all over the place. All over. Lindsay pays for him to go everywhere. He has no job. No job. He does nothing. All he does is supply everyone in LA.”

Gosh, this person sounds awfully familiar. Nope, it's gone...

  • Not sure about the charmed life thing. Career down the shitter. No friends. Parents who constantly try to make money from her fuckedupness. My money's on dead before 40 or worse, alive and working at Walmart.

    charl25 Fri, 16/10/2009 - 09:21
  • Yeah but she also has previous for shoplifting. Quite honestly she has a fucking charmed life, which, when you see her face like a fucking dog's well-kicked arse, is one of the universe's eternal mysteries.

    Fucking whinging cunt. She needs a regular smack a la Leona Lewis.

    Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 22:43
  • Wait a minute. How do you mean she was shopping in Chanel? Shopping with what? She doesn't work! When was the last time she held down a job apart from her five minutes in Sweaty Betty?

    Well Christ if it's that easy, I had best haul my backside up to Boodles and browse round their bling cos, like Lindsay, I too have fuck all in my pocket.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:34
  • I reckon I would you know, after a few tequilas and a line of coke.

    I'll bet she's not quite cock-o-phobic just yet.

    pandakiller Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:21
  • I thought lesbians wore 'sensible' shoes.

    BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:07
  • Supplier of prescribed drugs?

    That would be 'A Doctor' then.

    jiggerycock Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:22
  • those shoes, gaaaaaaaaah.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:06
  • those shoes, gaaaaaaaaah.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:06
  • Supplier of prescribed drugs?

    That would be 'A Doctor' then.

    jiggerycock Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:22
  • I thought lesbians wore 'sensible' shoes.

    BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:07
  • I reckon I would you know, after a few tequilas and a line of coke.

    I'll bet she's not quite cock-o-phobic just yet.

    pandakiller Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:21
  • Wait a minute. How do you mean she was shopping in Chanel? Shopping with what? She doesn't work! When was the last time she held down a job apart from her five minutes in Sweaty Betty?

    Well Christ if it's that easy, I had best haul my backside up to Boodles and browse round their bling cos, like Lindsay, I too have fuck all in my pocket.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:34
  • Yeah but she also has previous for shoplifting. Quite honestly she has a fucking charmed life, which, when you see her face like a fucking dog's well-kicked arse, is one of the universe's eternal mysteries.

    Fucking whinging cunt. She needs a regular smack a la Leona Lewis.

    Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 22:43
  • Not sure about the charmed life thing. Career down the shitter. No friends. Parents who constantly try to make money from her fuckedupness. My money's on dead before 40 or worse, alive and working at Walmart.

    charl25 Fri, 16/10/2009 - 09:21

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