Gruesome twosome alert
Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:03 by HM writer

Lindsay Lohan was in LA partying with two out of her three new best friends she recently declared on Twitter; "Red Bull and Waters!!!11!!" But it didn't look like she was up to much in the way of the third one "Work", which we think she may have swapped for 100 cigarettes and Lady Victoria Hervey...

While sitting around doing nothing, the, er, actress and occasional designer of leggings worn only by Mischa Barton, also made sure that her court imposed Scram bracelet was concealed, which would have been easier on the eye than the horrendous, flesh coloured boots she was wearing to cover it...

But Lohan has recently allowed celebrity photographer Tyler Shields to take pictures of her ankle slapped with the alcohol measuring device for his book called, 'The Dirty Side Of Glamour' (so the Scram bracelet must have been an added bonus etc, etc). Other pictures also include this one and possibly a few which allegedly show Li-Lo fellating Calum Best...

Meanwhile, her unlikely friendship with British socialite Lady Victoria Hervey seems to be going well; Lohan was invited onto her yacht in Cannes during the film festival and the pair were stranded together for a few extra days when Lohan's passport mysteriously vanished. We're not enitrely sure why they are such good friends, but next to perma-tanned 33-year-old Hervey, Lohan looks about 12...

  • Isnt she known as saying the comment " you can never be to rich or to thin"?

    dancingworm Wed, 02/06/2010 - 23:56
  • I always thought Ally Farrell and Mopsa were the same person.

    And "Lady" Victoria needs to realise that people being able to see your sternum is not a good thing. Her chest is practically concave.

    retrovertigo Wed, 02/06/2010 - 01:24
  • Mopsa's back? WTF? I am not happy about this. More Ally Farrell, I say.

    tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 16:09
  • Remember Tesco, this is Mopsa who has yet to discover the use of the internet as a research tool.

    huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 15:58
  • Christ if I look that shit when I am 33, I will kill myself. She is surely at least 38? Surely???

    tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 15:07
  • Do your research. Those Mischa Barton leggings were from Topshop.

    tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 14:46
  • vicky harvey...i suddenly feel very smug about my 33 years. that canyon on her chest?!

    merkin Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:58
  • In pic 3 she looks like a half-deflated sex doll.

    dandyboy Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:56
  • Now if the story was about her hiding her spam bracelet I'd have been vaguely interested.

    erniemilko Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:34
  • Who is the Mr Muscle guy? Or is it Mr Muscle?

    elbow Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:03
  • If Hervey is 33 then I must be about 28. Great documentary about her father on the other evening- he was a failed illegal arms dealer and jewel thief , as well as a complete fantasist, despite being born into immense wealth and privilege. Glad to see she is well on her way to becoming a chip off the old block.

    huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:42
  • If Hervey is 33 then I must be about 28. Great documentary about her father on the other evening- he was a failed illegal arms dealer and jewel thief , as well as a complete fantasist, despite being born into immense wealth and privilege. Glad to see she is well on her way to becoming a chip off the old block.

    huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:42
  • Who is the Mr Muscle guy? Or is it Mr Muscle?

    elbow Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:03
  • Now if the story was about her hiding her spam bracelet I'd have been vaguely interested.

    erniemilko Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:34
  • In pic 3 she looks like a half-deflated sex doll.

    dandyboy Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:56
  • vicky harvey...i suddenly feel very smug about my 33 years. that canyon on her chest?!

    merkin Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:58
  • Do your research. Those Mischa Barton leggings were from Topshop.

    tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 14:46
  • Christ if I look that shit when I am 33, I will kill myself. She is surely at least 38? Surely???

    tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 15:07
  • Remember Tesco, this is Mopsa who has yet to discover the use of the internet as a research tool.

    huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 15:58
  • Mopsa's back? WTF? I am not happy about this. More Ally Farrell, I say.

    tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 16:09
  • I always thought Ally Farrell and Mopsa were the same person.

    And "Lady" Victoria needs to realise that people being able to see your sternum is not a good thing. Her chest is practically concave.

    retrovertigo Wed, 02/06/2010 - 01:24
  • Isnt she known as saying the comment " you can never be to rich or to thin"?

    dancingworm Wed, 02/06/2010 - 23:56

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