Pristine Girl
Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:58 by HM writer

Look how pretty Lindsay Lohan is! We almost forgot how lovely her face was without the collagen injections set on 'Lesley Ash' and the staying up all night since 2003...

And she even looked sober (ish). And she's stopped shopping at Shoe-Han.

Meanwhile, you can stop losing sleep about those criminals who burgled her Hollywood home (remember?) as the suspects are currently in court facing facing a series of offences, including the break-in of the homes of Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, and Megan Fox.

Apparently the group targeted the celebrities by looking through gossip magazines, and they probably took one look at Lohan and thought she's be too spangled to even notice.

Let's hope they've got the right ones as apparently they nicked a sex tape belonging to Li-Lo during the burglary. And if there's one thing we never want to witness (and we've seen this), is Sam Ronosn and Lohan bumping uglies. Or a menage a trois with Calum Best, for that matter...

Let us also hope that Lohan continues to look like this and less like Donatella Versace's waxwork on 100 fags a day and living off dust and air...

 

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:53
  • Someone needs to get their computer screen cleaned because trick looks like a lot lizard (and that's an insult to those old hos working the truck stops).

    And only a crackhead could love Sunkist. Why do junkies love sugar?

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 04/12/2009 - 02:53
  • I think she looks fab.

    degzy Thu, 03/12/2009 - 22:32
  • Neither is semi-transparency

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:47
  • whoa, whoa, whoa - nobody said anything about Peaches Geldof being "good looking"...

    HM writer Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:30
  • Ginger roots and blond lenghts is NOT a good look Lins'ey!

    kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:28
  • I most certainly do......simply slip a bit of rohypnol in their drink and I guarantee they'll be dribbling like a bus full of spastics within the hour

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:25
  • Saying "No" occasionally doesn't count as standards x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:25
  • she looks rank as usual

    NoKrugNoThanks. Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:58
  • I never take the bus. I have standards.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:55
  • I'm starting to think that HM you have if you can label Geldoff and skanky Lohan as "good looking"
    What's next? the elegance of Jodie and the slenderness of Beth?

    kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:55
  • ^ this makes no sense

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:33
  • God - you know how to make a girl salivate.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:18
  • Ah kebab meat & chips......truly the ambrosia of the gods !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:16
  • To be honest, I really like kebabs with my chips...

    I'm exotic like that.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:13
  • Makes me wonder what you'd do if I threw in some battered halibut ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:08
  • Only a little bit. It was the offer of chips I think that clinched it though.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:27
  • Really ? you once respected me ?!....*sniff*....that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:24
  • WHAT (thank you Tesco) YOU JOINED IN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I once respected you.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:16
  • done it again - duh

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:15
  • Busy day my dear, there were two dogs fucking on the wasteland outside my window and a third trying to get in on the act......there was no way I was missing that

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:09
  • That's very reserved of you, MJ. It's gone 12.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:03
  • Fight Fight Fight Fight !

    Lohan looks like casper the friendly ghost
    Peaches looks like a horse in lingerie

    But cover them both in custard and stick 'em in a paddling pool & I'd still watch

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:01
  • Would love to be a fly on the wall at your 11 o'clock editorial meetings. Sounds very good fun. Indeed. Who shall we fancy today? Does Harry get the vote tomorrow?

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:59
  • I disagree with Mr. HM on liking Peaches Geldof...

    HM writer Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:57
  • Hey - Mr HM, always had you down as employee of the year. Now you abandon poor Mopsa to her fate? If I were her, I'd call in the union. LOVING THE CAPITALS - BEEN READING TESCO'S HERO PIECE?

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:56
  • NOT ME THIS TIME!

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:51
  • Don't bring me into it - this is Mopsa's story!

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:50
  • the other day, hm, you said you sort of liked peaches geldof (i'm paraphrasing obviously). and today lindsay lohan looks nice.

    just saying.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:50
  • No, she went of her own accord.

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:50
  • anything, he can't hear you.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:48
  • Crikey. I'll give you this, Mr HM, she looks better than she has...but we must remember that she is, what, 23? That is not how a 23 year old girl is supposed to look. She reminds me of the show Louis Theroux did about crystal meth.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:42
  • BEHIND YOU!

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:41
  • Er... she looks like one of the undead

    aaaargh Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:36
  • No. She isn't.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:34
  • Yes. She is.

    HM writer Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:33
  • No. She isn't.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:32
  • No. She isn't.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:32
  • Yes. She is.

    HM writer Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:33
  • No. She isn't.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:34
  • Er... she looks like one of the undead

    aaaargh Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:36
  • BEHIND YOU!

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:41
  • Crikey. I'll give you this, Mr HM, she looks better than she has...but we must remember that she is, what, 23? That is not how a 23 year old girl is supposed to look. She reminds me of the show Louis Theroux did about crystal meth.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:42
  • anything, he can't hear you.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:48
  • No, she went of her own accord.

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:50
  • the other day, hm, you said you sort of liked peaches geldof (i'm paraphrasing obviously). and today lindsay lohan looks nice.

    just saying.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:50
  • Don't bring me into it - this is Mopsa's story!

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:50
  • NOT ME THIS TIME!

    Mr. HM Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:51
  • Hey - Mr HM, always had you down as employee of the year. Now you abandon poor Mopsa to her fate? If I were her, I'd call in the union. LOVING THE CAPITALS - BEEN READING TESCO'S HERO PIECE?

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:56
  • I disagree with Mr. HM on liking Peaches Geldof...

    HM writer Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:57
  • Would love to be a fly on the wall at your 11 o'clock editorial meetings. Sounds very good fun. Indeed. Who shall we fancy today? Does Harry get the vote tomorrow?

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:59
  • Fight Fight Fight Fight !

    Lohan looks like casper the friendly ghost
    Peaches looks like a horse in lingerie

    But cover them both in custard and stick 'em in a paddling pool & I'd still watch

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:01
  • That's very reserved of you, MJ. It's gone 12.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:03
  • Busy day my dear, there were two dogs fucking on the wasteland outside my window and a third trying to get in on the act......there was no way I was missing that

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:09
  • done it again - duh

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:15
  • WHAT (thank you Tesco) YOU JOINED IN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I once respected you.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:16
  • Really ? you once respected me ?!....*sniff*....that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:24
  • Only a little bit. It was the offer of chips I think that clinched it though.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:27
  • Makes me wonder what you'd do if I threw in some battered halibut ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:08
  • To be honest, I really like kebabs with my chips...

    I'm exotic like that.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:13
  • Ah kebab meat & chips......truly the ambrosia of the gods !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:16
  • God - you know how to make a girl salivate.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:18
  • ^ this makes no sense

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:33
  • I'm starting to think that HM you have if you can label Geldoff and skanky Lohan as "good looking"
    What's next? the elegance of Jodie and the slenderness of Beth?

    kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:55
  • I never take the bus. I have standards.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:55
  • she looks rank as usual

    NoKrugNoThanks. Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:58
  • Saying "No" occasionally doesn't count as standards x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:25
  • I most certainly do......simply slip a bit of rohypnol in their drink and I guarantee they'll be dribbling like a bus full of spastics within the hour

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:25
  • Ginger roots and blond lenghts is NOT a good look Lins'ey!

    kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:28
  • whoa, whoa, whoa - nobody said anything about Peaches Geldof being "good looking"...

    HM writer Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:30
  • Neither is semi-transparency

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:47
  • I think she looks fab.

    degzy Thu, 03/12/2009 - 22:32
  • Someone needs to get their computer screen cleaned because trick looks like a lot lizard (and that's an insult to those old hos working the truck stops).

    And only a crackhead could love Sunkist. Why do junkies love sugar?

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 04/12/2009 - 02:53
  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Flyer Printing

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:53

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