Lindsay Lohan looking good
Pristine Girl
Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:58 by HM writerLook how pretty Lindsay Lohan is! We almost forgot how lovely her face was without the collagen injections set on 'Lesley Ash' and the staying up all night since 2003...
And she even looked sober (ish). And she's stopped shopping at Shoe-Han.
Meanwhile, you can stop losing sleep about those criminals who burgled her Hollywood home (remember?) as the suspects are currently in court facing facing a series of offences, including the break-in of the homes of Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, and Megan Fox.
Apparently the group targeted the celebrities by looking through gossip magazines, and they probably took one look at Lohan and thought she's be too spangled to even notice.
Let's hope they've got the right ones as apparently they nicked a sex tape belonging to Li-Lo during the burglary. And if there's one thing we never want to witness (and we've seen this), is Sam Ronosn and Lohan bumping uglies. Or a menage a trois with Calum Best, for that matter...
Let us also hope that Lohan continues to look like this and less like Donatella Versace's waxwork on 100 fags a day and living off dust and air...
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They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.
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Someone needs to get their computer screen cleaned because trick looks like a lot lizard (and that's an insult to those old hos working the truck stops).
And only a crackhead could love Sunkist. Why do junkies love sugar?
I think she looks fab.
Neither is semi-transparency
whoa, whoa, whoa - nobody said anything about Peaches Geldof being "good looking"...
Ginger roots and blond lenghts is NOT a good look Lins'ey!
I most certainly do......simply slip a bit of rohypnol in their drink and I guarantee they'll be dribbling like a bus full of spastics within the hour
Saying "No" occasionally doesn't count as standards x
she looks rank as usual
I never take the bus. I have standards.
I'm starting to think that HM you have if you can label Geldoff and skanky Lohan as "good looking"
What's next? the elegance of Jodie and the slenderness of Beth?
^ this makes no sense
God - you know how to make a girl salivate.
Ah kebab meat & chips......truly the ambrosia of the gods !
To be honest, I really like kebabs with my chips...
I'm exotic like that.
Makes me wonder what you'd do if I threw in some battered halibut ?
Only a little bit. It was the offer of chips I think that clinched it though.
Really ? you once respected me ?!....*sniff*....that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
WHAT (thank you Tesco) YOU JOINED IN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once respected you.
done it again - duh
Busy day my dear, there were two dogs fucking on the wasteland outside my window and a third trying to get in on the act......there was no way I was missing that
That's very reserved of you, MJ. It's gone 12.
Fight Fight Fight Fight !
Lohan looks like casper the friendly ghost
Peaches looks like a horse in lingerie
But cover them both in custard and stick 'em in a paddling pool & I'd still watch
Would love to be a fly on the wall at your 11 o'clock editorial meetings. Sounds very good fun. Indeed. Who shall we fancy today? Does Harry get the vote tomorrow?
I disagree with Mr. HM on liking Peaches Geldof...
Hey - Mr HM, always had you down as employee of the year. Now you abandon poor Mopsa to her fate? If I were her, I'd call in the union. LOVING THE CAPITALS - BEEN READING TESCO'S HERO PIECE?
NOT ME THIS TIME!
Don't bring me into it - this is Mopsa's story!
the other day, hm, you said you sort of liked peaches geldof (i'm paraphrasing obviously). and today lindsay lohan looks nice.
just saying.
No, she went of her own accord.
anything, he can't hear you.
Crikey. I'll give you this, Mr HM, she looks better than she has...but we must remember that she is, what, 23? That is not how a 23 year old girl is supposed to look. She reminds me of the show Louis Theroux did about crystal meth.
BEHIND YOU!
Er... she looks like one of the undead
No. She isn't.
Yes. She is.
No. She isn't.
No. She isn't.
Yes. She is.
No. She isn't.
Er... she looks like one of the undead
BEHIND YOU!
Crikey. I'll give you this, Mr HM, she looks better than she has...but we must remember that she is, what, 23? That is not how a 23 year old girl is supposed to look. She reminds me of the show Louis Theroux did about crystal meth.
anything, he can't hear you.
No, she went of her own accord.
the other day, hm, you said you sort of liked peaches geldof (i'm paraphrasing obviously). and today lindsay lohan looks nice.
just saying.
Don't bring me into it - this is Mopsa's story!
NOT ME THIS TIME!
Hey - Mr HM, always had you down as employee of the year. Now you abandon poor Mopsa to her fate? If I were her, I'd call in the union. LOVING THE CAPITALS - BEEN READING TESCO'S HERO PIECE?
I disagree with Mr. HM on liking Peaches Geldof...
Would love to be a fly on the wall at your 11 o'clock editorial meetings. Sounds very good fun. Indeed. Who shall we fancy today? Does Harry get the vote tomorrow?
Fight Fight Fight Fight !
Lohan looks like casper the friendly ghost
Peaches looks like a horse in lingerie
But cover them both in custard and stick 'em in a paddling pool & I'd still watch
That's very reserved of you, MJ. It's gone 12.
Busy day my dear, there were two dogs fucking on the wasteland outside my window and a third trying to get in on the act......there was no way I was missing that
done it again - duh
WHAT (thank you Tesco) YOU JOINED IN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once respected you.
Really ? you once respected me ?!....*sniff*....that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Only a little bit. It was the offer of chips I think that clinched it though.
Makes me wonder what you'd do if I threw in some battered halibut ?
To be honest, I really like kebabs with my chips...
I'm exotic like that.
Ah kebab meat & chips......truly the ambrosia of the gods !
God - you know how to make a girl salivate.
^ this makes no sense
I'm starting to think that HM you have if you can label Geldoff and skanky Lohan as "good looking"
What's next? the elegance of Jodie and the slenderness of Beth?
I never take the bus. I have standards.
she looks rank as usual
Saying "No" occasionally doesn't count as standards x
I most certainly do......simply slip a bit of rohypnol in their drink and I guarantee they'll be dribbling like a bus full of spastics within the hour
Ginger roots and blond lenghts is NOT a good look Lins'ey!
whoa, whoa, whoa - nobody said anything about Peaches Geldof being "good looking"...
Neither is semi-transparency
I think she looks fab.
Someone needs to get their computer screen cleaned because trick looks like a lot lizard (and that's an insult to those old hos working the truck stops).
And only a crackhead could love Sunkist. Why do junkies love sugar?
They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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