Lindsay Lohan's career is back on track! Well, back on track in the sense that she's been paid to do a photo shoot with her tits out pretending to be Kate Moss shagging Johnny Depp. Yup, AY OK!

The shoot, for Muse magazine, is said to be "inspired" by the relationship between Johnny Depp and Kate Moss (short and entirely based on drugs? A bit like, well - Lindsay Lohan) featuring topless tits! Threesomes!!! AND MORE!!!

The photographer, Yu Tsai (which is more of an insult than a name surely?) said the following inspired bit of bullshit to smokescreen the fact that they just wanted Lindsay to show her tits:

"The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity," Tsai said. "There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity."

 

"When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss -- you're at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl."

Translation:

"You see Lindsay Lohan's nipple and mentioning Kate Moss won't hurt the publicity"