Lindsay Lohan realised the best time to visit a homeless shelter would be the day after she escaped going to prison. Her reasons are two-fold: firstly, there's no question the judge is going to forget all LiLo's selfish, arrogant, spoilt behaviour if she sees Lindsay's spending 15 minutes in a soup kitchen. Secondly, no-one's going to be asking her for donations straight after she's posted $300,000 in bail money are they.

What an awful little shit she is.

The shelter LiLo went to is called The Dream Center, an outreach that provides food, clothing and shelter to inner-city families. What she did while she was in there is a bit of a mystery, although it sounds like she turned up mainly to sign autographs and pose with anyone who was knocking around, two things most homeless people want much more than clothes, shelter and food.

Now I don't know about you, but nothing would cheer me up more if I was on the skids than having a talentless drug-abusing liar, fresh from paying her way out of a second stint in prison, signing her name on my only pair of jeans. 

Lindsay had this to say about the affair, via the celebrity sewage pipe also known as Twitter:

What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA... had a nice time there today, it's so important to give back. I feel blessed.

Mind you, she didn't stop there. Once she's on her high horse, she's there to stay, also accusing the paps of hitting one of the ministers. Possibly. It's actually pretty hard to decipher what we're sure is a particularly incisive piece of social commentary:

All accept the paparazzi hitting one of the ministry guys. They need to be stopped. I think this is a job for The Terminator...

What an awful person she is etc etc etc. I'm sure you all know by now.