Pop whippet brands Lohan a 'loser'
Tue, 11/05/2010 - 14:34 by Metrosexual

It was the celebrity showdown of the year, week, night; arm-socked pop whippet Avril Lavigne took on Lindsay Lohan in front of a star packed crowd at LA's "glitzy" Chateau Marmont hotel.

OK, so they had a slanging match in full view of some people we've never heard of plus Brody Jenner off The Hills.

Lohan went up to Lavigne to say "Hiya!" only for Avril to rebuff her advances.

"Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends," Avril is alleged to have said. Fighting talk!

Lohan then called security and tried to get Lavigne and pals thrown out. Obviously they ignored her, leaving Lohan to storm out of the place.

The feud kicked off when Lohan blanked Lavigne at an earlier event but changed her tune at the Marmont as she wanted to suck up to Lavigne's pals. Drama! It's like an episode of Gossip Girl! Zzzzz.

  • I'm sure I saw that movie on the internet once.

    pandakiller Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:38
  • Hi Rev. I got as far as soggy lettuce. Good stamina, my man. But I don't think you can have read Ms Worm's contribution to the Rhinana story from yesterday. You may have to revise your opinion of this this post.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:26
  • When I read this, the image that sprang to mind was of two scraggy cats spitting at each other in a piss-soaked alleyway.

    erniemilko Wed, 12/05/2010 - 10:22
  • Wow. This is the best one for a while dear, keep em coming x

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 10:21
  • Does anyone forget that Avril Levine altough bitchy has had success as a solo skaterboy singer. Sucked in HOEHAN she realises that she is only out for one thing although she denies this PUBLICITY because now that she soggy lettice she still wants to be strawberry pie your not pie your bile. She must be signing in as another person because reports suggest that she got banned from chatue momet?

    dancingworm Wed, 12/05/2010 - 01:54
  • I like how Avril Latrine has some sort of superiority complex that makes her think she's better than Ho-Han. They're as bad as each other, FFS. Both talentless slappers with no redeeming features.

    retrovertigo Wed, 12/05/2010 - 01:06
  • I'd like to stick a fucking hoe between the eyes of each of those dull, attention-seeking cunts.

    Lilo twat-hoe, Lavigne the 30 something pushing 40 sk8er slapper with as much attitude as Laura cunting Ashley

    koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 19:32
  • A hoe in the hand is worth two in the bush?

    slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 17:31
  • I like a Dutch hoe, given the choice

    fuckwit Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:51
  • Hoes are great, I have several in my shed.

    slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:37
  • no pictures then

    Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:27
  • A showdown between these two: dull dull dull.

    A hoedown, on the other hand. Well, everybody loves a hoedown.

    tescopop Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:26
  • OMG her body is orange!

    elbow Tue, 11/05/2010 - 14:49
  • OMG her body is orange!

    elbow Tue, 11/05/2010 - 14:49
  • A showdown between these two: dull dull dull.

    A hoedown, on the other hand. Well, everybody loves a hoedown.

    tescopop Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:26
  • no pictures then

    Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:27
  • Hoes are great, I have several in my shed.

    slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:37
  • I like a Dutch hoe, given the choice

    fuckwit Tue, 11/05/2010 - 15:51
  • A hoe in the hand is worth two in the bush?

    slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 17:31
  • I'd like to stick a fucking hoe between the eyes of each of those dull, attention-seeking cunts.

    Lilo twat-hoe, Lavigne the 30 something pushing 40 sk8er slapper with as much attitude as Laura cunting Ashley

    koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 19:32
  • I like how Avril Latrine has some sort of superiority complex that makes her think she's better than Ho-Han. They're as bad as each other, FFS. Both talentless slappers with no redeeming features.

    retrovertigo Wed, 12/05/2010 - 01:06
  • Does anyone forget that Avril Levine altough bitchy has had success as a solo skaterboy singer. Sucked in HOEHAN she realises that she is only out for one thing although she denies this PUBLICITY because now that she soggy lettice she still wants to be strawberry pie your not pie your bile. She must be signing in as another person because reports suggest that she got banned from chatue momet?

    dancingworm Wed, 12/05/2010 - 01:54
  • Wow. This is the best one for a while dear, keep em coming x

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 10:21
  • When I read this, the image that sprang to mind was of two scraggy cats spitting at each other in a piss-soaked alleyway.

    erniemilko Wed, 12/05/2010 - 10:22
  • Hi Rev. I got as far as soggy lettuce. Good stamina, my man. But I don't think you can have read Ms Worm's contribution to the Rhinana story from yesterday. You may have to revise your opinion of this this post.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:26
  • I'm sure I saw that movie on the internet once.

    pandakiller Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:38

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