Lindsay Lohan - due to be getting a letter from the Queen any day now?
The Parent Crap?
Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:56 by Harry BowLindsay Lohan might have recently described her father as insane in the brain, but his eyesight is clearly still intact...
So, according to the man who recently described his daughter as being on "death's doorstep" before threatening to kidnap her, Lindsay Lohan's real age might be better calculated using the dog year formula (in her instance; original age x 4 + 8).
Having clearly noticed that his daughter looks more like Donatello Versace-meets-the crazy gypsy lady from Drag Me To Hell than the average 23-year-old, Michael did what every concerned dad might do and called up the New York Post to raise awareness for the premature aging disease:
"I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dina is going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."
Fair dos - and at least this might increase Lindsay's script options, what with there being less competition in 85-100 age bracket.
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That's a scary fucking picture. I had to take a moment and sniff the smelling salts. Look at the teeth. There's live bacteria in the gums. As for Blart's picture, how cuddly. Ahh!
Knew I'd seen her somewhere before....
Pic 6 - I WANT THOSE TROUSERS!
crystal meth is a hell of a drug
She does look old but this madman's crap parenting aint helping
She looks like Keira Knightley, 'cept a bit more goth.
She looks like she's about to pull her face off
(23 x 4) + 8 = 100
Fantastic. I'd love to see her hauled off to the loony bin 'Britney-style'
Have you 'done' your times tables yet?
what are you talking about, SHE'S FUCKING GEORGEOUS.
what are you talking about, SHE'S FUCKING GEORGEOUS.
Have you 'done' your times tables yet?
Fantastic. I'd love to see her hauled off to the loony bin 'Britney-style'
(23 x 4) + 8 = 100
She looks like she's about to pull her face off
She looks like Keira Knightley, 'cept a bit more goth.
She does look old but this madman's crap parenting aint helping
crystal meth is a hell of a drug
Pic 6 - I WANT THOSE TROUSERS!
Knew I'd seen her somewhere before....
That's a scary fucking picture. I had to take a moment and sniff the smelling salts. Look at the teeth. There's live bacteria in the gums. As for Blart's picture, how cuddly. Ahh!