Attention seeking media whores tend to gather in clusters, a bit like herpes. There's a few of these clusters knocking around at the moment, the Kardashians, the Osbournes and of course the biggest and most virulent infection of all, the Lohans.

Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay and somene who honestly seems to be even more batshit insane than the rest of the family, has just announced he is going to start up a 'spiritual' rehab centre after one of his many conversations with God apparently turned to business opportunities.

The centre is supposed to be more of a spiritual retreat than an actual medical facility, providing care and possibly surgical procedures for your mind and soul, while your body will be attended to at an actual hospital by trained professionals, but for less money, so it must be shit. Plus, they don't have 'Thoughts Wednesday' or 'Rainbow magical lying down afternoons' at hospitals, which are by far the best way to get through crystal meth withdrawal.

What's truly wonderful about the whole deal is that MiLo must think he's managed to fox everyone into believing he doesn't want to exploit his own daughters for cash anymore with this supposedly legitimate proposition.

Having said that, if he actually manages to run this as a successful business he'll make Paul McKenna look like Ghandi.