Lindsay Lohan has spat a proper mental after her discrete father Michael turned up at her flat accompanied by police in an attempt to stage an 'intervention', make some cash by telling the press what happened immeditately after and getting it filmed for the World's Wildest Police Videos. Meanwhile, the rest of us kicked back and watched the whole sorry affair unfold on Lindsay Lohan's Twitter page...

And you know she's cross because she's done a Kanye and expressed her anger by keeping the caps lock on for the most part.

Li-lo Tweeted:

“I have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister's safety, as well as my own, "my ex-dad" just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil's advocate with officers. Let's not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY. He has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his "brain" that has been ruined due to HIS drug use. When will it ever end... it's been going on my whole life with him - hasn't he caused enough pain? Thank g-d for my mommy... w/out her, i wouldn't even know myself.

 

“my lawyer isn’t answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!” my BUILDING didn’t STOP him, isn’t it supposed to be safe? THAT’S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up… let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY.”

Apparently Michael alerted the police because he wanted to remove his 16-year-old daughter Ali from Lindsay's flat. Police have since stated that no illegal substances were found on the premises.

And so concerned was Michael, that after the whole sorry debacle he spoke to gossip website TMZ straight away:

“I went to the police department concerned about Ali’s welfare. I wanted to check on Ali. I want to make sure she’s ok. She’s 16 and she doesn’t belong there! She’s a minor. I just want to make sure she’s ok.”

Perhaps he could just use the phone next time...