Lisa Snowdon in a bikini on a Friday afternoon anyone?

5Lisa Snowdon relaxing after a hard day relaxingEven Lisa Snowdon has to retuck every now and thenadvertLisa Snowdon in Miami Beach for Marks and Spencers adIt's a hard knockers life (haha etc)

Lisa Snowdon's backside in MiamiLisa Snowdon's backside in Miami

Some snowy peaks and light wind
Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:10 by Mr. HM

This Marks and Spencers advert better be good after all this faffing around. For what must be the ninetieth day in a row - a B/C list celebrity has been paid moolah for sitting around in Miami doing the square root of my arse. 

Today's featured artist is Lisa Snowdon - star of Capital Radio and bearding for George Clooney. Congrats Lisa. Well done!

 

I should at this point reiterate that Holy Moly is in no way endorsing or indeed paid money to talk about Marks and Spencers or any of it's affiliates. We would obviously like to be, but that's just our tough luck. We do, however, fully and entirely endorse their raspberry and vanilla panna cotta, which are fucking delicious. 

Lisa Snowdon

Comments

  • Okay. I think my thoughts on the matter are more interesting. I was expecting scenes of full on rear entry sex. You soppy, romantic thing, Greg.

    stella ah trois Sat, 05/02/2011 - 10:31

  • Absolutely not. I reckon her clacker smells like a strawberry.

    gregmvf4 Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:44

  • Would that be the scale of STD's contracted vs Life Expectancy ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:22

  • Now you see, Schtella - that's the difference between men and women - the pics make you think of all that tosh, whereas it made me think of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VGhICaSFS8

    :0P

    gregmvf4 Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:15

  • See all I can feel/emote when looking at these pics and the ones from yesterday is the waxing and/or laser hair removal. And can vouch for the pain of both and I'm not actually very hairy. Poor things. But then Veet just doesn't do the trick and stings a lot and no one should ever shave there. Next time you boys go near a lovely neatly coiffered lady place, commend the owner on her ability to tolerate the pain and horror and not a small amount of lack of dignity to achieve this state of pleasing female grooming.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:06

  • I could certainly munch (amongst other things) on her Percy Pigs. She is off the facking scale.

    gregmvf4 Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:39

  • It's their Percy Pigs I can't get enough of. I'm sure they're laced with weed. They actually give you the munchies to eat more. Anyway back to Lisa. Hopefully she'll get a bloke out of this. She's an SOS (or summit like that) which I think means Single Old Sod.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:30

  • It's their Percy Pigs I can't get enough of. I'm sure they're laced with weed. They actually give you the munchies to eat more. Anyway back to Lisa. Hopefully she'll get a bloke out of this. She's an SOS (or summit like that) which I think means Single Old Sod.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:30

  • I could certainly munch (amongst other things) on her Percy Pigs. She is off the facking scale.

    gregmvf4 Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:39

  • See all I can feel/emote when looking at these pics and the ones from yesterday is the waxing and/or laser hair removal. And can vouch for the pain of both and I'm not actually very hairy. Poor things. But then Veet just doesn't do the trick and stings a lot and no one should ever shave there. Next time you boys go near a lovely neatly coiffered lady place, commend the owner on her ability to tolerate the pain and horror and not a small amount of lack of dignity to achieve this state of pleasing female grooming.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:06

  • Now you see, Schtella - that's the difference between men and women - the pics make you think of all that tosh, whereas it made me think of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VGhICaSFS8

    :0P

    gregmvf4 Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:15

  • Would that be the scale of STD's contracted vs Life Expectancy ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:22

  • Absolutely not. I reckon her clacker smells like a strawberry.

    gregmvf4 Fri, 04/02/2011 - 17:44

  • Okay. I think my thoughts on the matter are more interesting. I was expecting scenes of full on rear entry sex. You soppy, romantic thing, Greg.

    stella ah trois Sat, 05/02/2011 - 10:31

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