London was swarming with celebrities last night - a mixed bag of the acclaimed and the anonymous actually doing something with their lives; rather than, like us, staying in and watching two and a half hours of the X Factor followed by Wagner's performance on repeat twenty six times. The big-hitters included the likes of Robert Downey Jr, Guy Ritchie and Jude Law, while the small-fry of Jesus Luz and the Lineker family showed their sorry faces elsewhere...

Close pals (apparently), Downey Jr, Ritchie and Law, were in town to enjoy watching some half-naked, worn-out men kick, punch, scratch, bite and tear the absolute shit out of each other at the Ultimate Fighting Championship in London's O2 Arena. Alex Reid sadly wasn't invited... but Madonna's ex, Jesus Luz, was - which we hope made it nice and uncomfortable for himself and Madonna's ex ex sitting just along from him.

Meanwhile, the members of the Lineker family that no one actually knows (i.e. not Gary) were causing havoc on the streets, producing the best photo of the entire night. We have no idea who this woman is, but we love how young George is standing in the back unfazed while his uncle appears to elbow her in the trachea and knock her to floor.

Also out to get on our tits yesterday were the toothy grins of Fearne Cunton, Holly Willoughby and Kimberley Walsh all competing to be even more unbearable than Jedward, who were loitering about outside the X Factor studios begging for their life-blood of attention.

Quite enough soup for one day, we're full up now.