A-list glamour at the Hair Magazine Awards

1 of 18 - Kimberly Wyatt of the Pussycat Dolls at the Hair Magazine Awards

Hair of the dogs

Wed, 30/09/2009 - 12:22 By Harry Bow

Pixie Geldof was HAD!! It was the Oscars of the hair industry last night but her glorious locks were nowhere in sight! There were some other beauties though - Jenny Frost, Jenni Falconer, Donna Air (rhyming slang for a nice barnet) and, of course, hair messiah Nicky Clarke (have him and Johnny Blue Eyes ever been spotted in the same room?), who we suspect was picking up the Godlike genius gong.

Sadly, at time of going to press, the night's big winners hadn't been announced (Google kept crashing due due to the unprecedented traffic spike), so stay glued to the edge of your seat and watch this space for an update...

I'd say everyone was a real winner on the night though anyway - have you ever seen such impressive blow jobs etc etc...?

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COMMENTS (7)

unseemlydogposture says...

ok, the academy awards it ain't. but why has vv brown shown up wearing a pair of slacks only available from Ideal World, smallest size available XXXL and shoes stolen from the clean room at a nuclear reprocessing plant?

set an example woman, for crying out loud.

BustySinclair says...

Photos of a hair awards night. Oh the glamour! If I can get pics of some no-mark ex soap star to go to my neighbour's kid's school assembly, will you put them up here too?

Blartmonster says...

What a complete fuckwit she looks. She could fucking have anything tattooed on her cunting neck - it's probably a fucking list for the takeaway so when she pops in for a vindaloo, she just shows her scrawny neck

koos says...

So how would you all like some photos of my cat and my gran, seeing as how they are more relevant than this lot

nikbear says...

The Hair awards!!! The fucking hair awards!!! Is someone having a bloody laugh.Jesus christ,mary and the saints we are pushing the zeitgeist here aren't we,talk about walking the razors edge!
Whats next on the fucking list,The shiniest shoes awards.
God fucking help us.Surely the 4 horseman can't be far away.

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