Kid Rock and John McEnroe
Rid Cock
Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:24 by Mr. HMBefore the entire country grinds to a halt for 30 seconds of elation followed by 89.5 minutes of abject misery, lets have a quick caption competition using this rather splendid picture of Kid Rock bellowing something incomprehensible at John McEnroe.
The prize is the cock-sure self knowledge that you are an amazing person and are probably complete dynamite in the sack.*
COME ON ENGLA.... oh fuck it.
*no-one is allowed to use "you cannot be serious" or any tenuous version of that.
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"find a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most and rock that bitch up and down the coast"
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SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"DUDE! I WILL NOWWWW PERFORRRRMMMMM THE KID ROCK MIND MELD, PREPARE TO BE, LIKE, TOTALLY AMAZED!!"
"YOU CANNOT BE SENILE!"
or
"MY BALLS ARE IN MOTHERFUCKER, I SEE CHALKDUST!"
"I'VE GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT AND IT ROCKS! THAT'S WHY I'M IN TOWN! SOCIALISING WITH JOHN MCENROE IS JUST A HAPPY COINCIDENCE! YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!"
You insensitive prick! I have chronic arthritis!
'Clench, you fucker, clench!'
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"Wheres your Everton shirt now you fuck??"
he played tennis
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'This is me, this is meeeeeeeee'
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your clothes are on back to front and you have no face
twitter is gay
you can't park here
Call yourself a player you cocksucking rent boy? I'm the only player round here. Yo! Where my bitches at?
black is a very draining colour on you
'This is me, this is meeeeeeeee'
Oh yeah baby! Hole in one!
he played tennis
"Wheres your Everton shirt now you fuck??"
Ego? EGO?! YOU FUCKING AMATEUR!
'Clench, you fucker, clench!'
You insensitive prick! I have chronic arthritis!
"I'VE GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT AND IT ROCKS! THAT'S WHY I'M IN TOWN! SOCIALISING WITH JOHN MCENROE IS JUST A HAPPY COINCIDENCE! YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!"
"YOU CANNOT BE SENILE!"
or
"MY BALLS ARE IN MOTHERFUCKER, I SEE CHALKDUST!"
"DUDE! I WILL NOWWWW PERFORRRRMMMMM THE KID ROCK MIND MELD, PREPARE TO BE, LIKE, TOTALLY AMAZED!!"
SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucked Pamela Anderson and my brains are, like, totally shot
"find a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most and rock that bitch up and down the coast"
You're stood on my toe.
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Wide Collection of Prom Dresses, Evening Dresses and Gowns, Cocktail Dresses, Wedding Dresses, Little Black Dresses, beaded dresses, ball gowns and Black
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