Sorry readers, I've let you down. I was trying so hard for HM to be a Royal Wedding free zone - but this clip from Comedy Central is actually funny....

It's OK - we can still carry on as normal - we can forget about tomorrow's eye-wateringly expensive taxpayers wedding present to two people who shit pound coins. We can still sit in the garden in our pants eating crisps, safe in the knowledge that all the public holiday has caused is triple the amount of work for us all on Tuesday.

Thanks to Comedy Central for the solid gold ROFLcopter.

Still - i'm not quite as angry as our friend Melvin here...