Loaded with fake tan
Thu, 14/05/2009 - 10:56 by HM writer
Thank goodness startled egg with a wig dropped on top, Chanelle Hayes, has recovered from her Swine flu scare in time to attend Loaded magazine's 15th Anniversary party at London's Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes last night. Unfortunately, the other one with a 't' her name was still too ill to turn up, even though she was given the all clear for Swine flu. But it didn't matter, as the place was already crawling with glamour and sophistication... And Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (who managed to not flash her tits), Danielle Mason (who managed to not flash her arse), Bianca Gascoigne, Miss Great Britain, Naomi Millbank-Smith. And Carl Barat.

  • is this shitty mag still going?

    iskander Fri, 24/07/2009 - 11:26
  • Dead shark eyes and crap make up. Hold me back. A veritable cunt soup of a gathering.

    rogerramjet Thu, 14/05/2009 - 14:46
  • Dead shark eyes and crap make up. Hold me back. A veritable cunt soup of a gathering.

    rogerramjet Thu, 14/05/2009 - 14:46
  • is this shitty mag still going?

    iskander Fri, 24/07/2009 - 11:26

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