Aside from Rick Edwards' scandalous revelation on Twitter that he is already on his 4th (FOURTH!) cup of tea today, celebrity news has been hard to come by this Sunday. So, to make up for it, we thought we'd revamp our classic 'London last night' feature and include our friends from across the pond as well. Not because we don't like the celebrities of Great Britain anymore, just because all the ones loitering about last night were absolutely shit. As you are about to find out...

Ever since Antony Costa pissed on that ATM machine back in February, it seems like all the celebrities in London have cleaned up their act (and his urine) and got a whole lot more boring on their nights out, wary that there could be a stranger with a camera phone or a preying paparazzi waiting to pounce. All they ever seem to do now is sip over-priced cocktails at the May Fair Hotel or watch drag queens shake their nipple tassles at The Box.

Yesterday it was the turn of Britain's lesser known females and popstars to hit them Cockney streets. Jenni Falconer, Gemma Bissix, Lemar and someone off of Misteeq were all at the May Fair to celebrate the nuptials of television presenters Angelica Bell and Michael Underwood, who got married in New York at the end of last year. Meanwhile, young pop demons Pixie Lott and The Wanted hit the clubs, with certain cap-wearing members of the latter ensemble giving us the urge to punch someone (him) square in the face.

Fortunately, it was a more A-list affair over in the US. Hugh Hefner and his son Marston celebrated their birthday in style with a trip to Las Vegas, leaving our imaginations to wonder just how amazing a birthday present you'd get if your Dad was Hugh Hefner. Elsewhere, Paris Hilton went for dinner at the Steakhouse with boyfriend, Cy Rains (who needs to throw that silky blue suit in the bin asap) and an ageing Fergie helped promote a good cause.

The good cause was Red Cross, by the way. Not the abolition of The Wanted from any radio station, stage or microphone existing, which is the good cause we are promoting today.