Something Kinda Ewwww
Mon, 21/02/2011 - 14:56 by Harry Bow

Handily for the Judge of Style Crimes, Vivienne Westwood held her London Fashion Week show at the Royal Courts of Justice yesterday - here's Sarah Harding moments before being found GUILTY ("but your honour, it was Cheryl Cole who planted a bottle of L'Oreal Mahogany in my bathroom cabinet")...

Meanwhile, Topshop used Billingsgate Fish Market as its show venue, thus successfully masking the stench of pretension and desperation from the clam chowder soup of a front-row... Talking of trouty, Sarah Harding's makeover inspiration Pete Burns was also one of the guests at day four of London Fashion Week, along with, Alexa Chung, Nicola Roberts (pretending not to know Harding), Boris Becker, Jaime Winstone (who's now successfully found a way to hide her praying mantis face), Jodie Harsh (looking waaay less like a trannie than Marsh these days) and Fearne Cotton - a woman who's so far from the cutting edge she thought a trailerblazer was a vintage suit jacket.

 

Is it just us or does Alice DelLOL not look so bad when she's dressed up as a chicken? (pic 4).

  • Cheers sandman3000, thats been doin my head in for about 20years tryin to remember that.

    liquidspanner Tue, 22/02/2011 - 16:50
  • Forget Paloma, what about the legend that is Siouxsie sat next to her!?

    Grumpyoldbat Tue, 22/02/2011 - 08:42
  • @liquidspanner - You know me or summat?
    Just got shit on - Again....

    ken tate Mon, 21/02/2011 - 23:26
  • @liquidspanner- Airhead Funny how
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsmxX_oHnMI

    sandman3000 Mon, 21/02/2011 - 23:16
  • Pic 11: I think Kim Kardashian looks much better without all the make up on

    bojangles Mon, 21/02/2011 - 15:23
  • Has anyone else noticed how ninja stealthily the previously rats ginger one in t'loud has become the best looking one. Also on a side note does anyone remember a tune from the early 90's that had the refrain 'how come all the girls I fancy never fancy me?' it was of the baggy/madchester era I think. Cant find it anywhere.

    liquidspanner Mon, 21/02/2011 - 15:18
  • Has anyone else noticed how ninja stealthily the previously rats ginger one in t'loud has become the best looking one. Also on a side note does anyone remember a tune from the early 90's that had the refrain 'how come all the girls I fancy never fancy me?' it was of the baggy/madchester era I think. Cant find it anywhere.

    liquidspanner Mon, 21/02/2011 - 15:18
  • Pic 11: I think Kim Kardashian looks much better without all the make up on

    bojangles Mon, 21/02/2011 - 15:23
  • @liquidspanner- Airhead Funny how
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsmxX_oHnMI

    sandman3000 Mon, 21/02/2011 - 23:16
  • @liquidspanner - You know me or summat?
    Just got shit on - Again....

    ken tate Mon, 21/02/2011 - 23:26
  • Forget Paloma, what about the legend that is Siouxsie sat next to her!?

    Grumpyoldbat Tue, 22/02/2011 - 08:42
  • Cheers sandman3000, thats been doin my head in for about 20years tryin to remember that.

    liquidspanner Tue, 22/02/2011 - 16:50

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