Is Vivienne Westwood a British institution, or just a crazy old bat who's pretty much been given free rein to do whatever she wants ever since she started getting a bit naughty with Malcolm McLaren? Luckily for her, she surrounds herself with such awful people at her shows no one really seems to care, being far more interested in the real questions, like exactly how large a truck could you possibly drive between Pammy's rapidly separating tits?

As well as Pamela Anderson, who despite breast issues is still looking very reasonable, Westwood's show in London last night was attended by the usual fashion luminaries, Dr Why-Is-My-Face-So-Strangely-Proportioned Matt Smith and his girlfriend/model/personality vacuum Daisy Lowe, JLS member and safe sex devotee Marvin Hume, Saturday's singer Rochelle Wiseman, Danny Cipriani and Nicola Roberts, who's looking a lot less scared these days. Maybe it's since Nadine moved away.

The real stars however were, as always, the freaks. Two of the industry's major representatives managed to make it to the night. Pete Burns, who's face now looks exactly like Cher's would if you glued her mouth to a helium tank, was tottering around with pieces of shrapnel stuck both in and on his face, and Janice Dickinson, who for some unknown reason seems to think people want to see more of her flesh, was snapped showing off her leathery legs in a mini-dress, making us all a little bit sick in our mouths.