She came from Croydon she had a thirst for booze
Tue, 15/03/2011 - 15:33 by Harry Bow

The composer of the Fantistic Mr Fox, a ragged looking Matthew Fox or supermodel wearing the skin of a fox? Hmmm, we'll settle for the former - although all were out for a mild evening last night....

When we say mild we mean in the temperature sense (ie, fur coat not really necessary) not in terms of excitment... As if you could ever describe a night with Chantelle Houghton down Sugar Hut or Rochelle Wiseman and Alex Curran at Nobu as mild...

 

Also out in the capital last night, we have Gemma Atkinson and Aisleyne Horgan Wallace at the premiere of Jack Falls, a film that was just written for Danny Dyer, but not in the literal sense - unfortunately for him. Talking of gangsta dudes, Stringer Bell - AKA Idris Elba - was also back in town for the launch of Matthew Fox's play In a Forest Dark and Deep, while Sienna Miller's own theatre production, Flare Path, attracted its first famous guest - Sheriden Smith, who's giving a glowing review in our pic.

 

Meanwhile, Kate Moss and Jarvis Cocker were spotted entering the same house, with the model carrying a box of After Eights and the Pulp singer taking a copy of Tim Flannery's book Here On Earth. Hey, they don't throw Primrose Hill dinner parties like they used to...

  • fuck me!!!! how old is he, 12?????? Thank god Ken Tate isn´t in to young boys!!!!

    mrsmoley Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:57
  • I've never felt sorry for Justin Bieber before, believing him to be a precocious, warbling millionaire, I kept my sympathy to myself.

    Now, however, I have seen pic 2 and it has become clear that he must spend quite a bit of his tour bus time sitting like a glove puppet on that gargantuan paedo hand. Yup, that is a clear and unambiguous paedo hand if ever I saw one...

    GretaBritain Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:39
  • Has Jarvis Cocker EVER looked different? I think he emerged from the womb being 6 foot 4 with stringy hair and wearing brown corduroys.

    clee984 Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:30
  • Has Jarvis Cocker EVER looked different? I think he emerged from the womb being 6 foot 4 with stringy hair and wearing brown corduroys.

    clee984 Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:30
  • I've never felt sorry for Justin Bieber before, believing him to be a precocious, warbling millionaire, I kept my sympathy to myself.

    Now, however, I have seen pic 2 and it has become clear that he must spend quite a bit of his tour bus time sitting like a glove puppet on that gargantuan paedo hand. Yup, that is a clear and unambiguous paedo hand if ever I saw one...

    GretaBritain Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:39
  • fuck me!!!! how old is he, 12?????? Thank god Ken Tate isn´t in to young boys!!!!

    mrsmoley Tue, 15/03/2011 - 16:57

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