London crawling
Fri, 01/04/2011 - 12:37 by Harry Bow

We say London last night, but we've also taken a little trip up the M11 to Loughton where the cast of the Only Way Is Essex had a party - surprisingly more glitzy than London's Bond Street, where Pixie Geldof turned up to a D&G party wrapped in a grey blanket...

Also out in force on Thursday night, we had celebs lining up for the Triumph Inspiration Awards; Ralf Little, Lisa Snowdon, Sarah Cawood - you know, nice types we remember mostly from the 90s. Meanwhile, people who were born in the 90s were giving it some for chardee at the Help Japan Hoxton Pony bash... Alexa Chung, Kyle Falconer from the View, Jameela Jamil, Calvin Harris, Mark Ronson, Mat Horne, The Subways (mmmm - lunch) and Jodie Harsh... Does the DJ now regret naming himself after someone less successful? While we're in the area, there was also Daisy, Pearl Lowe and Danny Goffey at a chewing gum party. Great to chew, does anyone care?

 

Up west, we have luvvies Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller departing from theatreland and some fellow poshies, Princess Beatrice and Eugenie hanging with mummy at Harry's Bar. 

 

There's also the New York Dolls at the Old Vic with an onstage guest appearance from Premier Model's Carol.

 

Bacon sandwich and a Redoxon, anyone?

  • The list is from the Red Cross, so shove your bollox.

    Taiwan is a rich nation, PRC is not, and the per capita wealth is not evenly spread.

    The Red Cross work with people living with HIV and AIDS in PRC [it can be hard funding your own demise...] and raise awareness to prevent the virus spreading. They are also helping the country recover from the major earthquake in 2008.

    You're not stupid, Waldo, you just dont exercise lateral thinking sometimes...

    GretaBritain Sat, 02/04/2011 - 22:55
  • ''3. China''

    WTF? I knew that list was fucking bollox straight away as soon as I saw that. China is richer than the USA ffs.

    whereswaldo Sat, 02/04/2011 - 21:30
  • Is that OK in the Boris Johnson,I'm modelling tsunami refugee chic AND talking complete wiff waff, sense or the I'm not spannered, I always bloody gurn like this??

    bluegenebaby Fri, 01/04/2011 - 17:21
  • Julian Bennet? More like Gordon Bennett! And I shall help Japan in my own way by ordering takeout from Yo Sushi! It won't make the earth move but it's better than nowt.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 01/04/2011 - 14:01
  • Moreover, I imagine that most of those countries would still consider Alexa Chung "a bit thin".

    And to help your conscience for having spent time looking at people from essex, why not save a child's life? http://www.unicef.org.uk/

    sinaplenty Fri, 01/04/2011 - 13:47
  • That's all very worthy but do they have 'smashing' mental celebs we can all gawk at? No, well maybe South Africa with the Theron woman who is on occasions a fruitbat. I would like to see the Nepalese version of Pixie Geldof though, any ideas?

    malachysdad Fri, 01/04/2011 - 13:21
  • The following countries also need aid and financial support, and do not currently find themselves in the top 25 richest nations (IMF 2010)

    1. Afghanistan
    2. Bangladesh
    3. China
    4. Djibouti
    5. Ethiopia
    6. Georgia
    7. Haiti
    8. Indonesia
    9. Kazakhstan
    10. Kyrgyzstan
    11. Lesotho
    12. Liberia
    13. Mongolia
    14. Myanmar
    15. Nepal
    16. Pakistan
    17. Sierra Leone
    18. South Africa
    19. Syria
    20. Turkmenistan
    21. Uganda
    22. Zimbabwe

    Sorry to be Buzz Killington, all of y'all.

    GretaBritain Fri, 01/04/2011 - 13:06
  • The following countries also need aid and financial support, and do not currently find themselves in the top 25 richest nations (IMF 2010)

    1. Afghanistan
    2. Bangladesh
    3. China
    4. Djibouti
    5. Ethiopia
    6. Georgia
    7. Haiti
    8. Indonesia
    9. Kazakhstan
    10. Kyrgyzstan
    11. Lesotho
    12. Liberia
    13. Mongolia
    14. Myanmar
    15. Nepal
    16. Pakistan
    17. Sierra Leone
    18. South Africa
    19. Syria
    20. Turkmenistan
    21. Uganda
    22. Zimbabwe

    Sorry to be Buzz Killington, all of y'all.

    GretaBritain Fri, 01/04/2011 - 13:06
  • That's all very worthy but do they have 'smashing' mental celebs we can all gawk at? No, well maybe South Africa with the Theron woman who is on occasions a fruitbat. I would like to see the Nepalese version of Pixie Geldof though, any ideas?

    malachysdad Fri, 01/04/2011 - 13:21
  • Moreover, I imagine that most of those countries would still consider Alexa Chung "a bit thin".

    And to help your conscience for having spent time looking at people from essex, why not save a child's life? http://www.unicef.org.uk/

    sinaplenty Fri, 01/04/2011 - 13:47
  • Julian Bennet? More like Gordon Bennett! And I shall help Japan in my own way by ordering takeout from Yo Sushi! It won't make the earth move but it's better than nowt.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 01/04/2011 - 14:01
  • Is that OK in the Boris Johnson,I'm modelling tsunami refugee chic AND talking complete wiff waff, sense or the I'm not spannered, I always bloody gurn like this??

    bluegenebaby Fri, 01/04/2011 - 17:21
  • ''3. China''

    WTF? I knew that list was fucking bollox straight away as soon as I saw that. China is richer than the USA ffs.

    whereswaldo Sat, 02/04/2011 - 21:30
  • The list is from the Red Cross, so shove your bollox.

    Taiwan is a rich nation, PRC is not, and the per capita wealth is not evenly spread.

    The Red Cross work with people living with HIV and AIDS in PRC [it can be hard funding your own demise...] and raise awareness to prevent the virus spreading. They are also helping the country recover from the major earthquake in 2008.

    You're not stupid, Waldo, you just dont exercise lateral thinking sometimes...

    GretaBritain Sat, 02/04/2011 - 22:55

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