As the headline states, aspiring actress Sarah Harding and heartbreakers The Saturdays were up to no good on the streets of London last night. And by 'no good', we genuinely mean no good. As in bad. As in not getting pissed enough, stumbling out the back doors of clubs with their pants round their ankles and being physically escorted into taxis by whatever lucky man they happen to have picked up earlier on.

Yep, the girls were a shadow of their former messy selves last night. Which may be a sign that it's time for a new girl band to come and steal their drunken mantle on a weekly night out to Chinawhites. Where are Kandy Rain when you need them?

Sarah Harding was out at trendy Camden bar, Gilgamesh, last night, looking far too sophisticated in a long dark dress and matching hair. Maybe she really was serious last week when she talked about knuckling down to catch the eye of Quentin Tarantino. Her reformed, almost elegant new character shocked us so much that we took a trip down memory lane to the days when the singer would always make sure she had a messy one for our benefit - seen here all over fiance Tom Crane in the back of a cab.

The Saturdays, too, weren't living up to their usual pants-flashing standard. Rochelle and Vanessa were the only two to venture out - starting the night so dull that even they were yawning. Fortunately they'd chirped up a little by closing time, sharing some hilarious japes in the taxi home. Again, not quite what we're used to with The Saturdays.

We can always rely on The Only Way Is Essex cast though, can't we?