Soup ahoy!
Fri, 14/01/2011 - 11:31 by HM writer

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace stepped out of Royston Vasey and onto to the streets of London last night while frightening all the children away because they thought she was the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... And so did we, look at the state of her!

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace was at the Luxury Fish Spa in Clapham and the glamour that unfolded was simply relentless. She was joined by friend and former Big Brother desperado Imogen Thomas, The Only Way is Essex's James Argent, Candy Jacobs, Vajazzle queen Amy Childs and that one who looks like an even wimpier Jack Ryder, the blonde one from Atomic Kitten who presents that amazing programme on BB3 Are You Hotter Than Your Mother?, Antony Costa showing off his recent weight loss (it'll be back!) and Bianca Gascoigne looking deathly pale....

 

  • Either she's in a LOCAL town with LOCAL people or she's been adobeed.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/01/2011 - 20:30
  • good freaky lord.. what the crap is wrong with Miss Piggy? That is one sad schnoz. This lady needs either serious surgery or the Amy Winehouse method of caving your nose in.

    bethybooms Sun, 16/01/2011 - 07:15
  • Costa with cheekbones or is he doing a Le Bon? Maybe he's thin(ner) - let's not forget the 'ner' - because he can't afford to eat. No pride in that.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 14/01/2011 - 17:39
  • Yes, obviously, but it's still not a normal nose.

    tescopop Fri, 14/01/2011 - 16:13
  • She's pressing it up against a window. Amazing what you can do these days.

    Elizabeth Duke Fri, 14/01/2011 - 15:12
  • Glass...she's forced her piggy face up against glass

    merkin Fri, 14/01/2011 - 15:11
  • methinks you might be correct..................

    mrsmoley Fri, 14/01/2011 - 14:10
  • That is a very good question. I believe the answer is: a cheap nose job and a rather serious gak habit.

    tescopop Fri, 14/01/2011 - 14:06
  • pic 1, what is going on with her fucking hooter??

    mrsmoley Fri, 14/01/2011 - 12:42
  • pic 1, what is going on with her fucking hooter??

    mrsmoley Fri, 14/01/2011 - 12:42
  • That is a very good question. I believe the answer is: a cheap nose job and a rather serious gak habit.

    tescopop Fri, 14/01/2011 - 14:06
  • methinks you might be correct..................

    mrsmoley Fri, 14/01/2011 - 14:10
  • Glass...she's forced her piggy face up against glass

    merkin Fri, 14/01/2011 - 15:11
  • She's pressing it up against a window. Amazing what you can do these days.

    Elizabeth Duke Fri, 14/01/2011 - 15:12
  • Yes, obviously, but it's still not a normal nose.

    tescopop Fri, 14/01/2011 - 16:13
  • Costa with cheekbones or is he doing a Le Bon? Maybe he's thin(ner) - let's not forget the 'ner' - because he can't afford to eat. No pride in that.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 14/01/2011 - 17:39
  • good freaky lord.. what the crap is wrong with Miss Piggy? That is one sad schnoz. This lady needs either serious surgery or the Amy Winehouse method of caving your nose in.

    bethybooms Sun, 16/01/2011 - 07:15
  • Either she's in a LOCAL town with LOCAL people or she's been adobeed.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/01/2011 - 20:30

Article Timeline