Look what they've done to themselves! A gallery of bad celeb tattoos

Tatt's the way I like it

Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:56 by Metrosexual

Well done to Kelly Osbourne who has warned impressionable young folk off having crap tattoos done. You'll only regret she says, pointing at her lovely keyboard as evidence.

Kel said;

"Don't get tattoos, please, because you hate them when you get older. I hate mine. I can't play the piano and I have a keyboard because I went through my weird 80s phase and I was really drunk."

Take heed!

If that doesn't put you off, this gallery of bad tattoos just might... (Otherwise maybe Peaches' tattoos will).

Celebrity Tattoos, Amy Winehouse, Jodie Marsh, Kelly Osbourne

Comments

In Jodie Marsh's pic number 5 she has a tattoo of a carrot. God bless you Jodie.
mcfuck Fri, 04/09/2009 - 11:41
*projectile vomits over screen*
Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:40
Re Jodie Marsh - surely it's her arse innards falling out as it has had all the muscles knackered from being completely battered by all and sundry.
jockey Fri, 04/09/2009 - 09:52
Seriously what in the name of satan's ring-piece is that ? At first I thought it may have been a stray thumb or at worst some kind of pinched leg fat arrangement but now I'm not sure.....the worst thing is I can't stop looking at it trying to figure it out.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 04/09/2009 - 09:21
So it looks like it's just crawled out of your arse?
kwebb Fri, 04/09/2009 - 06:37
Yuk what the fork is Wino eating/licking in picture 17???
Most people are drunk when they get tatoos no body sober would think of getting a medioca drawing on them for the rest of there life If I was to get one I would get a little worm crawling up above my bum cheeks smiling.
dancingworm Fri, 04/09/2009 - 05:30
What a cunt's parade of utter mingers
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 22:46
I've looked, and yes, it does look loke a bollock. One of her's or one that she's had made into a ring?
toady Thu, 03/09/2009 - 18:19
Jodie March - No 10 - she looks like she has a bollock peeping out between her legs by her right hand. Or is it just me who sees them everywhere?
minxybbw Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:16
What a fucking shame she didn't go through a Stylophone phase...
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:58
"Coming up - more funeral pics! - but first lets go over to Phil Space who has some pictures of some tattoos. Phil, are you there?!"
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:53

"Coming up - more funeral pics! - but first lets go over to Phil Space who has some pictures of some tattoos. Phil, are you there?!"
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:53
What a fucking shame she didn't go through a Stylophone phase...
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:58
Jodie March - No 10 - she looks like she has a bollock peeping out between her legs by her right hand. Or is it just me who sees them everywhere?
minxybbw Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:16
I've looked, and yes, it does look loke a bollock. One of her's or one that she's had made into a ring?
toady Thu, 03/09/2009 - 18:19
What a cunt's parade of utter mingers
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 22:46
Yuk what the fork is Wino eating/licking in picture 17???
Most people are drunk when they get tatoos no body sober would think of getting a medioca drawing on them for the rest of there life If I was to get one I would get a little worm crawling up above my bum cheeks smiling.
dancingworm Fri, 04/09/2009 - 05:30
So it looks like it's just crawled out of your arse?
kwebb Fri, 04/09/2009 - 06:37
Seriously what in the name of satan's ring-piece is that ? At first I thought it may have been a stray thumb or at worst some kind of pinched leg fat arrangement but now I'm not sure.....the worst thing is I can't stop looking at it trying to figure it out.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 04/09/2009 - 09:21
Re Jodie Marsh - surely it's her arse innards falling out as it has had all the muscles knackered from being completely battered by all and sundry.
jockey Fri, 04/09/2009 - 09:52
*projectile vomits over screen*
Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:40
In Jodie Marsh's pic number 5 she has a tattoo of a carrot. God bless you Jodie.
mcfuck Fri, 04/09/2009 - 11:41