Kel said;
"Don't get tattoos, please, because you hate them when you get older. I hate mine. I can't play the piano and I have a keyboard because I went through my weird 80s phase and I was really drunk."
Take heed!
If that doesn't put you off, this gallery of bad tattoos just might... (Otherwise maybe Peaches' tattoos will).
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil to marry in Vegas, world sighs
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Oscars 2010: Elton John's after party pulls in big Hollywood names - and Katie Price
Amy Winehouse set to buy a £2.5million camden house, great news
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
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Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
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Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
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COMMENTS (11)
"Coming up - more funeral pics! - but first lets go over to Phil Space who has some pictures of some tattoos. Phil, are you there?!"
What a fucking shame she didn't go through a Stylophone phase...
Jodie March - No 10 - she looks like she has a bollock peeping out between her legs by her right hand. Or is it just me who sees them everywhere?
I've looked, and yes, it does look loke a bollock. One of her's or one that she's had made into a ring?
Seriously what in the name of satan's ring-piece is that ? At first I thought it may have been a stray thumb or at worst some kind of pinched leg fat arrangement but now I'm not sure.....the worst thing is I can't stop looking at it trying to figure it out.
What a cunt's parade of utter mingers
Yuk what the fork is Wino eating/licking in picture 17???
Most people are drunk when they get tatoos no body sober would think of getting a medioca drawing on them for the rest of there life If I was to get one I would get a little worm crawling up above my bum cheeks smiling.
So it looks like it's just crawled out of your arse?
Re Jodie Marsh - surely it's her arse innards falling out as it has had all the muscles knackered from being completely battered by all and sundry.
*projectile vomits over screen*