Kelly Osbourne keyboard tattoo
Tatt's the way I like it
Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:56 by MetrosexualWell done to Kelly Osbourne who has warned impressionable young folk off having crap tattoos done. You'll only regret she says, pointing at her lovely keyboard as evidence.
Kel said;
"Don't get tattoos, please, because you hate them when you get older. I hate mine. I can't play the piano and I have a keyboard because I went through my weird 80s phase and I was really drunk."
Take heed!
If that doesn't put you off, this gallery of bad tattoos just might... (Otherwise maybe Peaches' tattoos will).
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In Jodie Marsh's pic number 5 she has a tattoo of a carrot. God bless you Jodie.
*projectile vomits over screen*
Re Jodie Marsh - surely it's her arse innards falling out as it has had all the muscles knackered from being completely battered by all and sundry.
Seriously what in the name of satan's ring-piece is that ? At first I thought it may have been a stray thumb or at worst some kind of pinched leg fat arrangement but now I'm not sure.....the worst thing is I can't stop looking at it trying to figure it out.
So it looks like it's just crawled out of your arse?
Yuk what the fork is Wino eating/licking in picture 17???
Most people are drunk when they get tatoos no body sober would think of getting a medioca drawing on them for the rest of there life If I was to get one I would get a little worm crawling up above my bum cheeks smiling.
What a cunt's parade of utter mingers
I've looked, and yes, it does look loke a bollock. One of her's or one that she's had made into a ring?
Jodie March - No 10 - she looks like she has a bollock peeping out between her legs by her right hand. Or is it just me who sees them everywhere?
What a fucking shame she didn't go through a Stylophone phase...
"Coming up - more funeral pics! - but first lets go over to Phil Space who has some pictures of some tattoos. Phil, are you there?!"
"Coming up - more funeral pics! - but first lets go over to Phil Space who has some pictures of some tattoos. Phil, are you there?!"
What a fucking shame she didn't go through a Stylophone phase...
Jodie March - No 10 - she looks like she has a bollock peeping out between her legs by her right hand. Or is it just me who sees them everywhere?
I've looked, and yes, it does look loke a bollock. One of her's or one that she's had made into a ring?
What a cunt's parade of utter mingers
Yuk what the fork is Wino eating/licking in picture 17???
Most people are drunk when they get tatoos no body sober would think of getting a medioca drawing on them for the rest of there life If I was to get one I would get a little worm crawling up above my bum cheeks smiling.
So it looks like it's just crawled out of your arse?
Seriously what in the name of satan's ring-piece is that ? At first I thought it may have been a stray thumb or at worst some kind of pinched leg fat arrangement but now I'm not sure.....the worst thing is I can't stop looking at it trying to figure it out.
Re Jodie Marsh - surely it's her arse innards falling out as it has had all the muscles knackered from being completely battered by all and sundry.
*projectile vomits over screen*
In Jodie Marsh's pic number 5 she has a tattoo of a carrot. God bless you Jodie.