Carol McGiffin and her sassy TV pals were out in force last night, swarming over the Soho landscape like a plague of locusts, devouring anything under the age of 30 with a pulse. Apparently it was for some New York DVD launch, although I doubt any of them had the faintest idea why they were out or even where they were. They're such empowered, strong women. We envy them.

If you were wondering how much fun the opinionated lunchtime mind-destroyers are having, the answer is lots. They can't seem to stop smiling, except for Sam Fox, who seems genuinely scared to be outside. To be fair to her though, she's now only a couple of shades off Cuprinol's Siberian Woodshed™ range, so it's not unreasonable.

Also, Liz Cundy. Not much more you can say about her except that she makes Brigitte Nielsen look attractive in comparison.

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