Loose Women celebrate/commiserate 10th anniversary at Cafe de Paris

Carol McGiffin flashes Loose Women at Cafe de Paris

LOSE YOUR LUNCH FRIDAY!

Fri, 09/10/2009 - 09:59 by HM writer

Loose Woman Carol McGiffin was caught flashing a startled Denise Welch and Jane McDonald at Cafe de Paris as they celebrated (and the rest of us mourned) Loose Women's 10th anniversary...

On closer inspection, the victims of Carol's flash (she was wearing a dress underneath the mac THANK GOD) are far too glamorous and ladylike to be Denise Welch and Jane McDonald...

The glittering array of guests included Anthony Costa, er, Peter Andre (who were probably getting their arses felt the entire night by the older female guests), Jenny Powell, John McCruick, Michelle Gayle, Sarah Cawood, Sinitta, Linda Bellingham, Kate Thornton, Michelle Gayle and Caprice. And the end result was like an exlosion in Evans.

Denise Welch was relatively well behaved in comparison to her display at Gary Cockerill's party last week but Carol couldn't put her toyboy lover down. We get it, you're nearly 65 and you can pull a 26-year-old. Well done.

Talking of which where was this guest??

caprice, Carol McGiffin, Sarah Cawood

Comments

This is car crash stuff, you shouldnt look but you fucking do, if a reason was ever needed not to watch day time TV its because it has cunts like this on it
carbon cowboy Sun, 11/10/2009 - 23:53
I'm so intrigued as to why 'people' show up to these events. Could any other piece of paper be absolute confirmation that you are condemned to panto, daytime TV and an old age of quivering over what the point of it all was, than an invitation to one of these fucking tawdry events.
I'd love to spend 10 minutes in there, eavesdropping on whatever it is they all fucking blether on about. Of course, the offshoot of that would be that I'd have to throw myself under the first tube train I happened upon, unable to spend the rest of my life listening to the echo of a billion insipid, witless and cancer-inducing salutations...
brothbang Sat, 10/10/2009 - 05:57
Utter vacuous cunts, one and all
Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 03:42
Jenny Powell is still fit...
dennisnilsen Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:34
In McGiffin's case for certain it has to do with the famous analogy "chucking a Woodbine down Oxford Street".
pandakiller Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:50
why are they called "loose women" then?
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:16
Caprice looks good. Her face is finally growing into itself.

She looks better now she's got a few more dents in her face then she did before?

But how does she make her money though? What does she do?

No seriously I'd like to know, cos if there's a line of work where all you do is put on your sunday best and talk fuckeries, well I can do that? Where do I sign?
PuddyTwat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:30
I'm all for a laugh but please.

And check out the security guard - his face says it all:
"Christ love, no-one needs to see that!"
PuddyTwat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:22
"Word Origin & History

harridan
1700, "one that is half Whore, half Bawd" ["Dictionary of the Canting Crew"]; "a decayed strumpet" [Johnson], from Fr. haridelle "a poore tit, or leane ill-favored jade," [Cotgrave, 1611], in Fr. from 16c., of unknown origin."

cracking, sums them up fittingly and concisely
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:11
bunch of awful harridans
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:09
That would be John McCririck then.

Apart from that it would be the house special of Cunt Soup with Bell End Boursin dippers
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:21

That would be John McCririck then.

Apart from that it would be the house special of Cunt Soup with Bell End Boursin dippers
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:21
bunch of awful harridans
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:09
"Word Origin & History

harridan
1700, "one that is half Whore, half Bawd" ["Dictionary of the Canting Crew"]; "a decayed strumpet" [Johnson], from Fr. haridelle "a poore tit, or leane ill-favored jade," [Cotgrave, 1611], in Fr. from 16c., of unknown origin."

cracking, sums them up fittingly and concisely
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:11
I'm all for a laugh but please.

And check out the security guard - his face says it all:
"Christ love, no-one needs to see that!"
PuddyTwat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:22
Caprice looks good. Her face is finally growing into itself.

She looks better now she's got a few more dents in her face then she did before?

But how does she make her money though? What does she do?

No seriously I'd like to know, cos if there's a line of work where all you do is put on your sunday best and talk fuckeries, well I can do that? Where do I sign?
PuddyTwat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:30
why are they called "loose women" then?
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:16
In McGiffin's case for certain it has to do with the famous analogy "chucking a Woodbine down Oxford Street".
pandakiller Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:50
Jenny Powell is still fit...
dennisnilsen Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:34
Utter vacuous cunts, one and all
Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 03:42
I'm so intrigued as to why 'people' show up to these events. Could any other piece of paper be absolute confirmation that you are condemned to panto, daytime TV and an old age of quivering over what the point of it all was, than an invitation to one of these fucking tawdry events.
I'd love to spend 10 minutes in there, eavesdropping on whatever it is they all fucking blether on about. Of course, the offshoot of that would be that I'd have to throw myself under the first tube train I happened upon, unable to spend the rest of my life listening to the echo of a billion insipid, witless and cancer-inducing salutations...
brothbang Sat, 10/10/2009 - 05:57
This is car crash stuff, you shouldnt look but you fucking do, if a reason was ever needed not to watch day time TV its because it has cunts like this on it
carbon cowboy Sun, 11/10/2009 - 23:53