Gross Women
Tue, 26/01/2010 - 11:42 by HM writer

Part of the Loose Women brigade were out in force last night but before you squirm away in horror, Denise Welch was on her best behaviour and Carol McGiffin decided to stay at home to tuck in her boyfriend and read him a bedtime story. Luckily, Lisa Maxwell was there to carry the flame of undignified conduct by pretending to flash her arse to paparazzi...

But then at least one presenter from the ITV1 programme must pretend to flash something at some point while they're out and a camera is flashing, otherwise the world would implode.

Denise looked quite sedate and only pecked a young man on the cheek outside the club, instead of sticking her tongue down his throat or doing this...

Also at The Groucho Club last night was Gail Porter and her 24-year-old boyfriend of four months, someone called Johnny D apparentl from a band New Vinyl. And his friends, who all looked fairly familiar and abit like this...

 

 

 


  • Soapy Tit Wank anyone?

    ken tate Wed, 01/09/2010 - 01:26
  • I wouldn't say no if one of them offered to suck my cock.
    Apart from Coleen Nolan, obviously.

    ken tate Thu, 18/03/2010 - 01:10
  • nice bum

    mike mo

    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 23:24
  • We might not shriek like Loose Women but we do talk shite. The thing is we don't expect to be filmed chatting rubbish then paid a four figure weekly wage for it.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:41
  • Ahem. Ladies do NOT talk like that.

    tescopop Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:04
  • That's how ladies talk, esp when they've got a glass of white wine inside them. I've heard them myself

    fuckwit Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:17
  • Well one of them is clearly Pat Butcher.

    stella ah trois Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:47
  • Have you ever seen Loose Women? It's desperate. Four or five laydees wearing way too much make-up, bellowing over each other, and telling stories about the time their sanitary pad fell out. Who knows, maybe Lisa Maxwell was trying to carry on the "joke".

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:37
  • Fetid

    BonnyWill Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:23
  • who the fuck are all these people? i give up

    fuckwit Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:13
  • How the fuck did all those pappanazi's manage to restrain themselves and not take the opportunity to boot her right up the arse...hard ???

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:28
  • isn't there usually something written into talent's contracts about bringing their employer into disrepute?

    oh, hang on. this is ITV. and there is no talent.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:07
  • grey mc hammer trousers and boat shoes is always a good look

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 26/01/2010 - 11:57
  • grey mc hammer trousers and boat shoes is always a good look

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 26/01/2010 - 11:57
  • isn't there usually something written into talent's contracts about bringing their employer into disrepute?

    oh, hang on. this is ITV. and there is no talent.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:07
  • How the fuck did all those pappanazi's manage to restrain themselves and not take the opportunity to boot her right up the arse...hard ???

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:28
  • who the fuck are all these people? i give up

    fuckwit Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:13
  • Fetid

    BonnyWill Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:23
  • Have you ever seen Loose Women? It's desperate. Four or five laydees wearing way too much make-up, bellowing over each other, and telling stories about the time their sanitary pad fell out. Who knows, maybe Lisa Maxwell was trying to carry on the "joke".

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:37
  • Well one of them is clearly Pat Butcher.

    stella ah trois Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:47
  • That's how ladies talk, esp when they've got a glass of white wine inside them. I've heard them myself

    fuckwit Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:17
  • Ahem. Ladies do NOT talk like that.

    tescopop Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:04
  • We might not shriek like Loose Women but we do talk shite. The thing is we don't expect to be filmed chatting rubbish then paid a four figure weekly wage for it.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:41
  • nice bum

    mike mo

    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 23:24
  • I wouldn't say no if one of them offered to suck my cock.
    Apart from Coleen Nolan, obviously.

    ken tate Thu, 18/03/2010 - 01:10

  • Soapy Tit Wank anyone?

    ken tate Wed, 01/09/2010 - 01:26

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