Lose your lunch Friday

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Beth Ditto at Paper magazine Beautiful People party

"Is that a pie I spy?"

Fri, 30/04/2010 - 11:48 by Mr. HM

Hello, hope you're having a lovely Friday lunch. Here's Beth Ditto at the ironically named Beautiful People party in LA.

Sorry to ruin your day folks.

As an apology, here is viscous dog man...

Beth Ditto pictures, Beth Ditto

Comments

I bet she can drink and fart with the best of us!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 02:19
I was thinking she looked like a big moth monster from one of those cheaply made Japanese films, but I agree, far more deserving of praise than derision. Spot on with the Sarah Jessica Parker thing Blue Lou.
dandyboy Sat, 01/05/2010 - 01:15
Oh yeah, that's bbetter. Ice cold Budvar anyone? I've got a fridgefull...
BlueLou Sat, 01/05/2010 - 00:06
With you all the way dancingworm. Essentially at some point you need to fucking grow up and realise that the content of your character is just a *leeetle* bit more important than looking like fucking skeletor (as I'm sure MLK would've said). Beth is fabulous, and the likes of SJP's efforts to cling to youth are the actual deserving targets of this site.

Another beer I think...
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 23:56
ok she is a little large, but who cares, her songs are catchy and at least she hasnt relied on her fake boobs to get her by like so many of the hollywood tarts and stars today. Thats the thing about her she isnt relying on her looks to be a star like the rest of them are and when they get 40 they become addicted to plastic surgery and they end up looking like freaks themselves anyway. I am sure she isnt that big apparently the camera makes you look larger than what you really are!
dancingworm Fri, 30/04/2010 - 23:30
Shame that the geisha make up artist is quite obviously visually impaired. My six year old niece decided to put make up on me early this evening and it looked better than this. Even with the green blusher and she insisted on completing the look with.
huxylady Fri, 30/04/2010 - 21:47
"Nurse..."
stella ah trois Fri, 30/04/2010 - 20:56
Don't they, along with the 'holy ghost' only count 1, due to that weird trinity thing? Rev, I defer to you in this...
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 18:41
Ha ha!

*regains sanctimonious composure*

Tsk tsk!
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 16:40
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 16:07
Not forgetting the man upstairs and his weirdo son, that makes 10 surely?
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 15:46
They're called the congregation
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/04/2010 - 15:35
Looks like a sumo wrestler wandered into the geisha makeup room...bleah.
erniemilko Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:55
I had no idea, but am glad that the lord god has spared all men from this monstrosity.
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:48
I agree with Blue Lou and Puddy, and I very much doubt she would want you anywhere near her 'envelope', Slug, given that she is a lezzer.
huxylady Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:32
Well Jesus Christ Mr HM - the way you were carrying on I thought we were going to see a show of 'kebab' complete with pube whiskers and mucus. What's wrong with you? Beth's a big round girl who's enjoying herself. Rather a night with her (as BlueLou says) than an evening with the Pixie Rosie Chungs bored out of my mind and half dead in a coma.
PuddyTwat Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:07
Technically she is my own size (well, weight anyway) as I'm 18 1/2 stone. So I'm able to state with impunity that there is no way I'd go anywhere near her 'well-rounded envelope' with a 50 ft pole, although that's probably exactly what you'd need to get to the centre of that.
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:47
Bad enough about the lard everywhere but that coffee stain on the leg ain't doing her any favour either.
kermits Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:44
You got 8 friends Rev?
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:41
Ok what if I get me and 8 of my friends together.....by your reckoning would it then be ok for me to pick on fatty-fatty-pie-eater ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:22
Whilst agreeing that Ms Ditto is pushing the pleasantly-rounded envelope a bit, I'm sure I'd rather spend the evening with her than the other vacuous LA clothes-horses. Pick on someone your own size!
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:09
The massive squid licker! the best thing for her would be a diabetic coma.
spunkface Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:50
Or "Lip Up Fatty"
bellendercarlisle Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:43
I photo 3 is she singing

"I love you, yes I do
cos I know that you
love-a me too"

because she should be.
fightshop Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:37
Jesus. it looks like Erica Cartman escaped from South Park.
badgermonkey Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:37
james corden's long lost twin sister ?
shitthebed Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:15
....and dimples in the concrete floor beneath her.
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:04
Beauty is only skin deep, but *insert amusing Beth Ditto gibe here*
bellendercarlisle Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:00
Don't you just love a girl with dimples - on her knees, thighs, arms, neck, fingers, etc.
stella ah trois Fri, 30/04/2010 - 11:54

Don't you just love a girl with dimples - on her knees, thighs, arms, neck, fingers, etc.
stella ah trois Fri, 30/04/2010 - 11:54
Beauty is only skin deep, but *insert amusing Beth Ditto gibe here*
bellendercarlisle Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:00
....and dimples in the concrete floor beneath her.
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:04
james corden's long lost twin sister ?
shitthebed Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:15
Jesus. it looks like Erica Cartman escaped from South Park.
badgermonkey Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:37
I photo 3 is she singing

"I love you, yes I do
cos I know that you
love-a me too"

because she should be.
fightshop Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:37
Or "Lip Up Fatty"
bellendercarlisle Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:43
The massive squid licker! the best thing for her would be a diabetic coma.
spunkface Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:50
Whilst agreeing that Ms Ditto is pushing the pleasantly-rounded envelope a bit, I'm sure I'd rather spend the evening with her than the other vacuous LA clothes-horses. Pick on someone your own size!
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:09
Ok what if I get me and 8 of my friends together.....by your reckoning would it then be ok for me to pick on fatty-fatty-pie-eater ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:22
You got 8 friends Rev?
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:41
Bad enough about the lard everywhere but that coffee stain on the leg ain't doing her any favour either.
kermits Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:44
Technically she is my own size (well, weight anyway) as I'm 18 1/2 stone. So I'm able to state with impunity that there is no way I'd go anywhere near her 'well-rounded envelope' with a 50 ft pole, although that's probably exactly what you'd need to get to the centre of that.
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 13:47
Well Jesus Christ Mr HM - the way you were carrying on I thought we were going to see a show of 'kebab' complete with pube whiskers and mucus. What's wrong with you? Beth's a big round girl who's enjoying herself. Rather a night with her (as BlueLou says) than an evening with the Pixie Rosie Chungs bored out of my mind and half dead in a coma.
PuddyTwat Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:07
I agree with Blue Lou and Puddy, and I very much doubt she would want you anywhere near her 'envelope', Slug, given that she is a lezzer.
huxylady Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:32
I had no idea, but am glad that the lord god has spared all men from this monstrosity.
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:48
Looks like a sumo wrestler wandered into the geisha makeup room...bleah.
erniemilko Fri, 30/04/2010 - 14:55
They're called the congregation
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/04/2010 - 15:35
Not forgetting the man upstairs and his weirdo son, that makes 10 surely?
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 15:46
slug Fri, 30/04/2010 - 16:07
Ha ha!

*regains sanctimonious composure*

Tsk tsk!
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 16:40
Don't they, along with the 'holy ghost' only count 1, due to that weird trinity thing? Rev, I defer to you in this...
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 18:41
"Nurse..."
stella ah trois Fri, 30/04/2010 - 20:56
Shame that the geisha make up artist is quite obviously visually impaired. My six year old niece decided to put make up on me early this evening and it looked better than this. Even with the green blusher and she insisted on completing the look with.
huxylady Fri, 30/04/2010 - 21:47
ok she is a little large, but who cares, her songs are catchy and at least she hasnt relied on her fake boobs to get her by like so many of the hollywood tarts and stars today. Thats the thing about her she isnt relying on her looks to be a star like the rest of them are and when they get 40 they become addicted to plastic surgery and they end up looking like freaks themselves anyway. I am sure she isnt that big apparently the camera makes you look larger than what you really are!
dancingworm Fri, 30/04/2010 - 23:30
With you all the way dancingworm. Essentially at some point you need to fucking grow up and realise that the content of your character is just a *leeetle* bit more important than looking like fucking skeletor (as I'm sure MLK would've said). Beth is fabulous, and the likes of SJP's efforts to cling to youth are the actual deserving targets of this site.

Another beer I think...
BlueLou Fri, 30/04/2010 - 23:56
Oh yeah, that's bbetter. Ice cold Budvar anyone? I've got a fridgefull...
BlueLou Sat, 01/05/2010 - 00:06
I was thinking she looked like a big moth monster from one of those cheaply made Japanese films, but I agree, far more deserving of praise than derision. Spot on with the Sarah Jessica Parker thing Blue Lou.
dandyboy Sat, 01/05/2010 - 01:15
I bet she can drink and fart with the best of us!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 02:19