Lourdes joins Madonna onstage and gets crowned uberbrat

Good Lourdes

Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:39 by Harry Bow

We thought we had enough problems with Pixie, Peaches et al, but it looks like Lourdes might be more precocious than the lot of them put together...

Back in days of yore when Madonna was still going through her 'British ma'am' stage, Lourdes was banned from watching TV and generally doing anything fun. We all had such high hopes, but it looks like her mum was only worried that Lourdes might catch one of her epic film-bombs on the box, because the offspring has just been launched as the world's biggest UBERbrat.

Poor old Cruz Beckham only had one day in the spotlight enjoying the role.

The 12-year-old not only appears alongside Jesus in Madge's new Celebration video, but also joined her mum on stage in front of 30,000 last night as part of the Sticky and Sweet tour.

While Madonna is probably taking credit for Lourdes' moves, we think her biological father Carlos Leon might be behind it – the former backing-dancer avoided the K-Fed snack attacks and has stayed remarkably fit (and obviously straight).

Talking of dads, we're not too sure that Guy Ritchie will be too impressed that Rocco was also launched on the stage too, 'playing' the part of DJ. It really has all gone a bit Pete Tong...

Lourdes Ciccone pictures, Madonna video, Lourdes, Madonna

Comments

Note to the Mother- sort her fucking eyebrows out!!!!!! xxx
the flange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:07
She looks like a drugged out librarian in pic 1.
walsingham Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:34
She looks like a drugged out librarian in pic 1.
walsingham Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:34
How long until she's "street legal"...?
dogpas Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:05
With eyebrows like that she must be a Gallagher lovechild surely?
dandyboy Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:16
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:20
It's like watching your gran gyrate in a fucking body stocking. Holy fuck, she needs to cover up.

And what the fuck is the kid wearing in pic 7? A Smarties top? Fucking nepotism, I bloody despise it
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:40
look at the state of those eyebrows, it's like Jorge Villalobos wearing a groucho marx disguise
spackomcdribble Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:30
Munting little brat, she even has a 70's porn star tash.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:18
Madge just really needs to put her arse away.
tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:54
If I had three wishes, I would wish that I could kick Madonna in the cunt three times.
gagged Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:45
Christ she's hideous
fuckwit Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:44

Christ she's hideous
fuckwit Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:44
If I had three wishes, I would wish that I could kick Madonna in the cunt three times.
gagged Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:45
Madge just really needs to put her arse away.
tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:54
Munting little brat, she even has a 70's porn star tash.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:18
look at the state of those eyebrows, it's like Jorge Villalobos wearing a groucho marx disguise
spackomcdribble Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:30
It's like watching your gran gyrate in a fucking body stocking. Holy fuck, she needs to cover up.

And what the fuck is the kid wearing in pic 7? A Smarties top? Fucking nepotism, I bloody despise it
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:40
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:20
With eyebrows like that she must be a Gallagher lovechild surely?
dandyboy Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:16
How long until she's "street legal"...?
dogpas Thu, 03/09/2009 - 16:05
She looks like a drugged out librarian in pic 1.
walsingham Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:34
She looks like a drugged out librarian in pic 1.
walsingham Fri, 04/09/2009 - 12:34
Note to the Mother- sort her fucking eyebrows out!!!!!! xxx
the flange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:07