Not those kind...
Wed, 24/02/2010 - 09:58 by Mr. HM

As London Fashion Week finally grinds to a halt, there's still enough time for one last smoke salmon canape, one last mini botte of moët with a straw and one last free frock. Step forward the Love Ball (nb. Unfortunately not actual loveballs).

The usual mob were there - your Liz Hurleys, Lisa Snowdens, Tamaras and others with hyphenated surnames. But king of the ball was definitely the cryogenically frozen Bryan Ferry - a man so sickeningly debonair he makes George Clooney look like Jared Leto.

Fox Hunting must be good for the soul after all!

Goodbye for another year London Fashion Week -next year, don't rely on Kate Moss for all the fun - let your hair down a bit more - Walking around like you're wearing a full nappy is soooo 2009.

  • Shame. What sort of under-harness is Nicky Haslam wearing in picture 6? Has he worked himself up into a little semi or has he strapped on some machinery to stop his balls from leaking? I wanna know. Anyone willing to get to the bottom of it?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:54
  • Rosie Huntington-Whitely......I would gladly go to hell if it meant I could have an all you can eat minge buffet

    On a different topic when did Lisa Snowdon start resembling Sonia from Eastenders ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 11:09
  • Rosie Huntington-Whitely......I would gladly go to hell if it meant I could have an all you can eat minge buffet

    On a different topic when did Lisa Snowdon start resembling Sonia from Eastenders ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 11:09
  • Shame. What sort of under-harness is Nicky Haslam wearing in picture 6? Has he worked himself up into a little semi or has he strapped on some machinery to stop his balls from leaking? I wanna know. Anyone willing to get to the bottom of it?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:54

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