Lovely Moan
Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:09 by HM writer

The Lovely Bones had its UK premiere last night and the red carpet was awash with bland celebrities and Brian Friedman (no please, read on), including the likes of Edith Bowman and erm, Frank Skinner. And introducing the new Charley Uchea on the desperation scale but without the flashing of tits (yet), Sophia Hyatt...

We're not sure who she is, but we think she is trying to make a point. But if only it was more obvious...

Having read the Alice Sebold novel 'The Lovely Bones', we are hoping that Peter Jackson (who we almost didn't recognise following his dramatic 15 stone weight loss) hasn't made it 'too Hollywood'.

Also at the premiere was the film's star Susan Sarandon (looking amazing), Chris Eubank who attempted to out-posh Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, but they arrived on a horse and carriage and had a girl curtsey for them, Nancy Dell Olio, Stephen Fry, Little Boots, Christopher from The Sopranos and Nick Knowles.

 

 

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  • I have to say I did enjoy reading it. And didn't find it badly written compared to some books I have read. All I have to say is it's not as bad as Meyer ;)

    NecropedophileDarling Sat, 12/12/2009 - 15:31
  • Who the FUCK is Sophie Hyatt apart from looking like a barmaid?

    Blartmonster Thu, 26/11/2009 - 02:00
  • ...is Frank Skinner morphing slowly into Kryten?

    mrsmoon Wed, 25/11/2009 - 19:29
  • The Almost Moon by Ms Seebold or whatever her name is is good - where the heroine kills her demented mother and spends the novel trying to hide her crime. Very cathartic. And I must admit that the bit in the Lovely Bones where you discover what/who the lovely bones are is very good. I would rate that page along with the bit in to Kill a Mockingbird where Atticus says to Boo, 'Thank you for my children.' gets me every time. Although the psychic sex turned my usually steely stomach. In the lovely bones. Not to Kill a Mocking Bird.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:49
  • Hmm. Contrary to what somebody else posted up there ^ - I did not expect better.

    kwebb Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:25
  • no denying that's a provocative outfit. "honour killing" eh? i wonder if she enjoyed the film?

    now...edith bowman, there is a talent. she lives electricals.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:02
  • So you struggle to write and read then Mopsa?

    HeyYou Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:00
  • I'm more a Jilly Cooper girl x

    HM writer Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:41
  • Is it called 'misery porn'? All those 'A Child Called It' and 'No Daddy, Stop!' and 'My Middle Class Parents Gave Me a Curfew' books. UGH.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:36
  • Seconded. "Read and enjoyed" is an oxymoron. Belongs in the "painful lives" section of Smiths for the maudlin, voyeuristic bunch of twats who enjoy reading about murder and abuse of young kids whilst "tsking" all the time. I bet you enjoyed Jodi Picault too, didn't you? We expected better, Mopsa, really.

    trollydolly Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:34
  • "Having read and enjoyed the Alice Sebold novel 'The Lovely Bones'" Are you joking? That book is a frigging joke. Not only is it trite, it's badly written. No, Mopsa, no. Bad.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:25
  • "Having read and enjoyed the Alice Sebold novel 'The Lovely Bones'" Are you joking? That book is a frigging joke. Not only is it trite, it's badly written. No, Mopsa, no. Bad.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:25
  • Seconded. "Read and enjoyed" is an oxymoron. Belongs in the "painful lives" section of Smiths for the maudlin, voyeuristic bunch of twats who enjoy reading about murder and abuse of young kids whilst "tsking" all the time. I bet you enjoyed Jodi Picault too, didn't you? We expected better, Mopsa, really.

    trollydolly Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:34
  • Is it called 'misery porn'? All those 'A Child Called It' and 'No Daddy, Stop!' and 'My Middle Class Parents Gave Me a Curfew' books. UGH.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:36
  • I'm more a Jilly Cooper girl x

    HM writer Wed, 25/11/2009 - 11:41
  • So you struggle to write and read then Mopsa?

    HeyYou Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:00
  • no denying that's a provocative outfit. "honour killing" eh? i wonder if she enjoyed the film?

    now...edith bowman, there is a talent. she lives electricals.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:02
  • Hmm. Contrary to what somebody else posted up there ^ - I did not expect better.

    kwebb Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:25
  • The Almost Moon by Ms Seebold or whatever her name is is good - where the heroine kills her demented mother and spends the novel trying to hide her crime. Very cathartic. And I must admit that the bit in the Lovely Bones where you discover what/who the lovely bones are is very good. I would rate that page along with the bit in to Kill a Mockingbird where Atticus says to Boo, 'Thank you for my children.' gets me every time. Although the psychic sex turned my usually steely stomach. In the lovely bones. Not to Kill a Mocking Bird.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:49
  • ...is Frank Skinner morphing slowly into Kryten?

    mrsmoon Wed, 25/11/2009 - 19:29
  • Who the FUCK is Sophie Hyatt apart from looking like a barmaid?

    Blartmonster Thu, 26/11/2009 - 02:00
  • I have to say I did enjoy reading it. And didn't find it badly written compared to some books I have read. All I have to say is it's not as bad as Meyer ;)

    NecropedophileDarling Sat, 12/12/2009 - 15:31
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