Luz was the DJ for the party (funny that) which was held in honour of Valentino's new documentary, 'Valentino: The Last Emperor'. We hope that doesn't mean he went naked...
According to reports Madge, who has just returned from her fundraising trip to Malawi, has splashed out £30,000 on DJ equipment for her 22-year-old toyboy. We dread to think how he repaid the favour...
Unfortunately he didn't play any Madonna songs last night, saying:
"Sometimes I’ll play something by her. But she’s here tonight and she hears her own stuff almost every day."
Hmmm, this seems like the perfect time to remind ourselves of this.
Paul Oakenfold's still got it...
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COMMENTS (13)
just a pathetic old bag.go home. Oh and for goodness sake woman sort out those hideous excusses for eyebrows
Madonna. Go to the fucking dentist. Your teeth make your tongue look like it's in jail.
Y'know, I think even Mr Tesco would stoop to shagging Madge if it would get him £30k of 'dj' 'equipment'. What IS it with men and dj-ing?
Please don't use that "Madge" word. It makes me want to knock through to next door's lounge and hide behind their couch when I hear it. Such a cringeworthy lame thing that you only ever hear on shit television shows on BBC3 with Sarah Cawood.
Looks like the lead singer of Mott The Hoople
is it just me seeing things or does she have a moustace?
She looks like someone's punched her about five minutes ago and now her cheeks are starting to puff up. She's old, she's had it - FUCK OFF HOME!!!
So true about the cheeks (laughs)
Her face powder's stuck to the hairs on her face, just like those biddies that you see on the bus.
Nice to see the alien claw is still alive and well in pic 4.