Madonna celebrates birthday by having a swimming pool closed, odd guest list

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Get into the pool
Sun, 15/08/2010 - 09:08 by Mr. HM

Madonna celebrated her 86th Birthday by having the whole pool area at London's "trendy" Shoreditch House last night sealed off for her own private enjoyment. Paul Whitehouse turned up. WTF?

As well her close personal friend Paul Whitehouse, Bille Piper also turned up and smoked rollies outside and Claudia Winkleman turned up to try and out-cougar Madge. There is every chance that these people just happened to be at the club at the same time, along with about 400 other people.

From what we can make out she had the top floor closed off for her own private party - which consists of a pizza restaurant and an outside swimming pool (clue: it pissed it down all day yesterday) - so there's every chance that she just sat there with Lourdes and Jesus eating a Sloppy Guisseppe and wondering who that bloke in the corner doing DJ impressions from the 1990s is.

This was said to be a pre-birthday party before the real thing tonight which is a Kings and Queens fancy dress thing.

Happy 98th Birthday Madonna x

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    strade211 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 02:42

  • their pizza's are a bit rubbish. my spinach, pine nut and goats cheese lacked the final ingredient and tasted like gilbert. they do a cracking cheesecake though
    merkin Sun, 15/08/2010 - 15:55

  • Say what you like, but I'd still like to have her pour hot candle wax on my cobblers, like she did to that bloke in that film.

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    clee984 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:53

  • Say what you like, but I'd still like to have her pour hot candle wax on my cobblers, like she did to that bloke in that film.

    I'm weird.

    clee984 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:53

  • their pizza's are a bit rubbish. my spinach, pine nut and goats cheese lacked the final ingredient and tasted like gilbert. they do a cracking cheesecake though
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