Madonna advert before photoshop kicks in
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Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:03 by Mr. HMPhotoshop is a curious thing. Make one man weep (Jesus) and another man sing (Guy Ritchie). More pictures of Madonna have been leaked found online. give up the ghost darling! Embrace your Saga years!
To be fair, some of them don't look too bad - but unfortunately they're the ones where someone has switched off the light and told her to look the other way.
The rest are either your boss's wife doing some drunk private pictures in £5 underwear, or the kind of image that haunts your very soul for the rest of your life and makes you want to carve your eyeballs out with Pete Doherty's burnt spoon.
Those piercing eyes cut straight to the heart and reveal your deepest fears and anxieties, man.
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My parents always taught to keep my legs crossed and not sit like a chav- has no one told those "yummy" mummies to do the same? and yes I'm looking at your Heidi Klum, let Seal peruse your arse and not the rest of us.
Puddy gets it on the money. She's a scheming cunt in the same league as the Orange Price, so think on that when you buy the millionth remix of "Holiday" featuring the next young buck that this knackered old pederast is getting her vadge bashed in by
I don't think it's about getting old.
Audrey Hepburn got old - didn't stop her from looking attractive or dignified.
Sophie Loren is about 109 - it doesn't stop her from being a sex symbol.
In Madonna's case, it's about a multi-millionaire flogging merchandise to line her pockets and peddling the myth that she's a young thing to boot. It's about her being fake, not old.
pic 4 shouldnt they have given her a colostomy bag rather than a plain metal buckey ? ick
Isn't it a shame we're all so afraid of getting old
Agreed, and we've seen everything she had 20yrs ago...the difference being back then it was far more easy on the eye! These days it's just mildly disturbing...
If this is truly a “leak”, then I find the whole thing disgusting. 50 is 50; give her a break – girls younger than her manage to look like mythological Harpies.
Now, if this is one of Madge’s “phoenix” (rising out of the ashes) acts, then bravura to her and her team. She might pop out & re-invent herself as a 21st century Jane Fonda, exercise & beauty business wizard. Who knows?
Attagirl!!!
Joey you are speshal, very speshal. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise you brave little trooper.
Now carry on listening to your Madonna back-catalogue and arranging your barbie doll collection in chronological order.
Aw, gee thanks - I feel so special! Tell me something - do any of you fat pigs ever take a long look in the mirror and see what shit your presenting to the whole wide world in his hands?
Too bad they don't have Photoshop Live, eh?
Cheers, ya raging wet twats.
The thing with Mad Onna is that she exercises to the point where she looks like a tampon THEN has photoshop to boot. Why? Surely slogging your guts out in a bid to look good is so you can look good. If she's not careful she'll end up looking like a corpse on heat.
Joey having looked at your picture I have concluded that you are a sick man, people take note don't pick on Joey he is not all there and nobody wants to pick on a spacca, do they ?
Joey, are you the fucking weirdo on youtube who had that breakdown on film because the press wouldn't leave Britney alone????
Your guide dog's definitely given you the wrong steer on the Madonna photos too - two barks means she's fucking munted you prick!
She looks like a famished gay man with a boob job. Look at picture 1 I mean they have virtually made her look 20 years old it is absolutaly rediculus considering most of there business is 50 something rich woman buying that crap anyway, dont they want her to at least look 30? Dont forget that apparently you need to excersise to look like that which means shed be doing a hell of allot of yoga (really she is running on the treadmill for 3 hours in the middle of the night) but doesnt admit it, apparently all down to Yoga, what bullshit. She does not look FEMININE SHE LOOK AFFEMININ
Joey, you have put forward a lucid and sensitive argument here, which I'm sure will be well received by all here.
However, before anyone else gets the chance, may I take this opportunity to thank you and tell you to fuck right off.
Fucking marauding militaristic cunt
Uhm, are you people inSANE??? She looks AMAZING... I love her eyes sans photoshop. So real. I mean, she's 52, she's had two kids, and she looks AMAZING - better than any girl I've ever been with...
If my wife looked like that, I would stay.
Alas...
You all need to get a life. And some new pictures - these untouched are old, and the votes mostly in...
The woman holds UP.
Don't you have some marauding militaristic country you should spend your time bitching about?
Wait...
I just find the whole fucking Madonna thing tastelessly vulgar and embarassing. She's more cringeworthy than David Brent
This has got to be the best thing posted on HM in fucking weeks. Mr HM, give this (wo)man a job now; Mopsa, read, learn and then weep on how to succinctly write properly
Because she's so damned vain I think she truly believes she looks even better now. Those ropey sinews on her arms are always on show so she obviously likes them. Some people are just deranged. She'd look so much better in a tight little jumper and some well cut trousers...Shit, I sound like my mother......
Why the hell did she bother, surely cheaper and less embarrassing to dig up old photos from circa 1986 and age them a bit rather than this.
For CHRISSAKES!!! Why is that woman always thrusting her fangita at the camera? Yes, she looks fitter than the average fifty year old. Yes, she's stayed slim. But she's still fifty. YOU"RE STILL FIFTY you fucking fame-gorgon. Where's your dignity??? Every single one of those pics cries out 'I can still copulate with teenagers'. So what? They're probably as damaged and attention seeking as you. Your average, 'normal' young 'un would run a two minute mile if someone old enough to be their great aunt came slobbering towards them, claw-like hands groping desperately for their fear-drenched Y-fronts....
Go back to Guy and live in your grotesquely expensive mansion and shoot loads of animals you won't even eat and LEAVE US ALONE. Please.
Paraphrasing Brian Blessed - "Madonna? I wouldn't touch her with yours."
picture 10! my eyes, my eyes...
i don't get madonna being sexually suggestive. we've seen everything she has. i'm more alluring and i have a beard.
"Worlds Unsexiest Playboy Bunny discovered" Now there's a headline.
"Worlds Unsexiest Playboy Bunny discovered" Now there's a headline.
picture 10! my eyes, my eyes...
i don't get madonna being sexually suggestive. we've seen everything she has. i'm more alluring and i have a beard.
Paraphrasing Brian Blessed - "Madonna? I wouldn't touch her with yours."
For CHRISSAKES!!! Why is that woman always thrusting her fangita at the camera? Yes, she looks fitter than the average fifty year old. Yes, she's stayed slim. But she's still fifty. YOU"RE STILL FIFTY you fucking fame-gorgon. Where's your dignity??? Every single one of those pics cries out 'I can still copulate with teenagers'. So what? They're probably as damaged and attention seeking as you. Your average, 'normal' young 'un would run a two minute mile if someone old enough to be their great aunt came slobbering towards them, claw-like hands groping desperately for their fear-drenched Y-fronts....
Go back to Guy and live in your grotesquely expensive mansion and shoot loads of animals you won't even eat and LEAVE US ALONE. Please.
Why the hell did she bother, surely cheaper and less embarrassing to dig up old photos from circa 1986 and age them a bit rather than this.
Because she's so damned vain I think she truly believes she looks even better now. Those ropey sinews on her arms are always on show so she obviously likes them. Some people are just deranged. She'd look so much better in a tight little jumper and some well cut trousers...Shit, I sound like my mother......
This has got to be the best thing posted on HM in fucking weeks. Mr HM, give this (wo)man a job now; Mopsa, read, learn and then weep on how to succinctly write properly
I just find the whole fucking Madonna thing tastelessly vulgar and embarassing. She's more cringeworthy than David Brent
Uhm, are you people inSANE??? She looks AMAZING... I love her eyes sans photoshop. So real. I mean, she's 52, she's had two kids, and she looks AMAZING - better than any girl I've ever been with...
If my wife looked like that, I would stay.
Alas...
You all need to get a life. And some new pictures - these untouched are old, and the votes mostly in...
The woman holds UP.
Don't you have some marauding militaristic country you should spend your time bitching about?
Wait...
Joey, you have put forward a lucid and sensitive argument here, which I'm sure will be well received by all here.
However, before anyone else gets the chance, may I take this opportunity to thank you and tell you to fuck right off.
Fucking marauding militaristic cunt
She looks like a famished gay man with a boob job. Look at picture 1 I mean they have virtually made her look 20 years old it is absolutaly rediculus considering most of there business is 50 something rich woman buying that crap anyway, dont they want her to at least look 30? Dont forget that apparently you need to excersise to look like that which means shed be doing a hell of allot of yoga (really she is running on the treadmill for 3 hours in the middle of the night) but doesnt admit it, apparently all down to Yoga, what bullshit. She does not look FEMININE SHE LOOK AFFEMININ
Joey, are you the fucking weirdo on youtube who had that breakdown on film because the press wouldn't leave Britney alone????
Your guide dog's definitely given you the wrong steer on the Madonna photos too - two barks means she's fucking munted you prick!
Joey having looked at your picture I have concluded that you are a sick man, people take note don't pick on Joey he is not all there and nobody wants to pick on a spacca, do they ?
The thing with Mad Onna is that she exercises to the point where she looks like a tampon THEN has photoshop to boot. Why? Surely slogging your guts out in a bid to look good is so you can look good. If she's not careful she'll end up looking like a corpse on heat.
Aw, gee thanks - I feel so special! Tell me something - do any of you fat pigs ever take a long look in the mirror and see what shit your presenting to the whole wide world in his hands?
Too bad they don't have Photoshop Live, eh?
Cheers, ya raging wet twats.
Joey you are speshal, very speshal. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise you brave little trooper.
Now carry on listening to your Madonna back-catalogue and arranging your barbie doll collection in chronological order.
If this is truly a “leak”, then I find the whole thing disgusting. 50 is 50; give her a break – girls younger than her manage to look like mythological Harpies.
Now, if this is one of Madge’s “phoenix” (rising out of the ashes) acts, then bravura to her and her team. She might pop out & re-invent herself as a 21st century Jane Fonda, exercise & beauty business wizard. Who knows?
Attagirl!!!
Agreed, and we've seen everything she had 20yrs ago...the difference being back then it was far more easy on the eye! These days it's just mildly disturbing...
Isn't it a shame we're all so afraid of getting old
pic 4 shouldnt they have given her a colostomy bag rather than a plain metal buckey ? ick
I don't think it's about getting old.
Audrey Hepburn got old - didn't stop her from looking attractive or dignified.
Sophie Loren is about 109 - it doesn't stop her from being a sex symbol.
In Madonna's case, it's about a multi-millionaire flogging merchandise to line her pockets and peddling the myth that she's a young thing to boot. It's about her being fake, not old.
Puddy gets it on the money. She's a scheming cunt in the same league as the Orange Price, so think on that when you buy the millionth remix of "Holiday" featuring the next young buck that this knackered old pederast is getting her vadge bashed in by
My parents always taught to keep my legs crossed and not sit like a chav- has no one told those "yummy" mummies to do the same? and yes I'm looking at your Heidi Klum, let Seal peruse your arse and not the rest of us.
2010 Halloween Costume Ideas
How to tell with a quick look at a histogram display whether an image is correctly exposed and contrasting
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logos are meant to represent companies' brands or corporate identities and foster their immediate customer recognition, it is counterproductive to frequently redesign logos.lettering
With every, Adler plus Fertig bbq grills possess created much more when compared with 20 cookbooks, primarily on grilling in barbecue grill accessories addition to barbecuing, this includes the particular recently ceramic grills launched "Techniques with regard to Cooking charcoal bbq grill Fish" and also "Skills intended for Planking I consider the way to grilling fish is to cedar plank this," Adler kamado ceramic grill stated. Planking, or maybe making on a fabulous cedar planks of savoury solid wood which has been grill bundles soaked in water, helps to continue to keep fish succulent plus reduces the call to turn the actual fish filet over, extremely firmly sticking isn't a concern. Fish with the latest planks chefs by means of portable outdoor grill roundabout temperature. You need to soak the exact cedar in cold water for not less than one hour before putting this about typically the grill so the plank doesn't burn during cooking.