To be fair, some of them don't look too bad - but unfortunately they're the ones where someone has switched off the light and told her to look the other way.
The rest are either your boss's wife doing some drunk private pictures in £5 underwear, or the kind of image that haunts your very soul for the rest of your life and makes you want to carve your eyeballs out with Pete Doherty's burnt spoon.
Those piercing eyes cut straight to the heart and reveal your deepest fears and anxieties, man.
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COMMENTS (23)
"Worlds Unsexiest Playboy Bunny discovered" Now there's a headline.
picture 10! my eyes, my eyes...
i don't get madonna being sexually suggestive. we've seen everything she has. i'm more alluring and i have a beard.
Agreed, and we've seen everything she had 20yrs ago...the difference being back then it was far more easy on the eye! These days it's just mildly disturbing...
Paraphrasing Brian Blessed - "Madonna? I wouldn't touch her with yours."
For CHRISSAKES!!! Why is that woman always thrusting her fangita at the camera? Yes, she looks fitter than the average fifty year old. Yes, she's stayed slim. But she's still fifty. YOU"RE STILL FIFTY you fucking fame-gorgon. Where's your dignity??? Every single one of those pics cries out 'I can still copulate with teenagers'. So what? They're probably as damaged and attention seeking as you. Your average, 'normal' young 'un would run a two minute mile if someone old enough to be their great aunt came slobbering towards them, claw-like hands groping desperately for their fear-drenched Y-fronts....
Go back to Guy and live in your grotesquely expensive mansion and shoot loads of animals you won't even eat and LEAVE US ALONE. Please.
This has got to be the best thing posted on HM in fucking weeks. Mr HM, give this (wo)man a job now; Mopsa, read, learn and then weep on how to succinctly write properly
Why the hell did she bother, surely cheaper and less embarrassing to dig up old photos from circa 1986 and age them a bit rather than this.
Because she's so damned vain I think she truly believes she looks even better now. Those ropey sinews on her arms are always on show so she obviously likes them. Some people are just deranged. She'd look so much better in a tight little jumper and some well cut trousers...Shit, I sound like my mother......
I just find the whole fucking Madonna thing tastelessly vulgar and embarassing. She's more cringeworthy than David Brent
Uhm, are you people inSANE??? She looks AMAZING... I love her eyes sans photoshop. So real. I mean, she's 52, she's had two kids, and she looks AMAZING - better than any girl I've ever been with...
If my wife looked like that, I would stay.
Alas...
You all need to get a life. And some new pictures - these untouched are old, and the votes mostly in...
The woman holds UP.
Don't you have some marauding militaristic country you should spend your time bitching about?
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