True Groo
Mon, 09/08/2010 - 13:20 by Mr. HM

Madonna is currently directing her latest straight to DVD disaster in London. As these pictures show, she must have lost one HELL of a bet.

If any regular person turned up for work dressed like this, you'd fully expect them to smell of whisky and to repeatedly regale you with tales of how they woke up in Green Park with their underwear on inside out and a text saying "Next time we go all the way you figure?!LOL".

But no, this is the cutting edge of kook people - what's wrong with you? Pull that sock up! Paint your face on flour and water! Act like you're still 22!

I wonder if it will better this dynamic opus?

  • Gradually???

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 09/08/2010 - 20:50
  • I wonder if it's a remake of the Incredible Shrinking Woman with the twist being that instead of getting smaller she is gradually disappearing up her own arse ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 09/08/2010 - 16:19
  • Ahh fuk it.
    nice trainers n socks and she can ride a bike
    TheNode

    TheNode Mon, 09/08/2010 - 15:11
  • She's so scared of people thinking that she doesn't have it anymore that what she did have (ie a degree of arrogant cool) has been lost. Joanna Lumley's cooler than she is. And who would have thought that. Madge must be wondering why Jesus has a "headache" every frigging night: "Not tonight my darlink. My head. Ees no so good."

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/08/2010 - 13:40
  • She's so scared of people thinking that she doesn't have it anymore that what she did have (ie a degree of arrogant cool) has been lost. Joanna Lumley's cooler than she is. And who would have thought that. Madge must be wondering why Jesus has a "headache" every frigging night: "Not tonight my darlink. My head. Ees no so good."

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/08/2010 - 13:40
  • Ahh fuk it.
    nice trainers n socks and she can ride a bike
    TheNode

    TheNode Mon, 09/08/2010 - 15:11
  • I wonder if it's a remake of the Incredible Shrinking Woman with the twist being that instead of getting smaller she is gradually disappearing up her own arse ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 09/08/2010 - 16:19
  • Gradually???

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 09/08/2010 - 20:50

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