Madonna in Portafino, Italy
Redress Yourself
Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:48 by Mr. HM
At which point did Madonna turn into Diane Keaton in The Godfather? Here she is stepping out on some speedboat in Italy with four of her kids. Oh hang on, one of those is her boyfriend Jesus - my mistake.
You've got to feel sorry for that lad - he thought he was shacking up with a famous nympho multi-millionaire divorcee - instead he gets an Italian widow,
If he's not careful, he'll wake up to find a horse's head on the pillow next to him. Oh, wait...
ps. Does no-one else find it weird to be reading a story about an elderly Madonna shagging a hunky Jesus? It's like one of those blogs where Roy Orbison shits on himself wrapped in clingfilm or something.
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Best post on HM - EVER...
So says Linda fucking Evangelista, you spotty faced, slack fannied slapper...
she looks like an orthadox jew! isnt it illegal to call your son Jesus? or was that Hitler?
If your level of spitty-faced rage is anything to go by then either Madonna needs to gyrate less or your mum needs to gyrate more x
..........she does because she is!........
She's sitting pretty, cackling like an old hen going 'Fuck me sideways, I can get away with peddling this superannuated whore look 'til the cows come home if Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are the competition'
It's like watching your fucking mum gyrate in leggings and a leotard. No wonder the fucking kids will have psychological problems....
Any picture of her NOT wearing fishnets and cheese wire is a blessed relief, frankly.
Any picture of her NOT wearing fishnets and cheese wire is a blessed relief, frankly.
It's like watching your fucking mum gyrate in leggings and a leotard. No wonder the fucking kids will have psychological problems....
She's sitting pretty, cackling like an old hen going 'Fuck me sideways, I can get away with peddling this superannuated whore look 'til the cows come home if Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are the competition'
..........she does because she is!........
If your level of spitty-faced rage is anything to go by then either Madonna needs to gyrate less or your mum needs to gyrate more x
she looks like an orthadox jew! isnt it illegal to call your son Jesus? or was that Hitler?
So says Linda fucking Evangelista, you spotty faced, slack fannied slapper...
Best post on HM - EVER...