Madonna dresses as if she's an 85 year old great-grandmother

9 Madonna with Jesus, Mercy and David in Portafino, Italy Madonna Jesus and David in Portafino, Italy advert Madonna Jesus and David in Portafino, Italy Madonna dressed in her summer outfit Madonna's daughter Lourdes in Portafino, Italy Madonna dressed in her refreshing summer outfit advert Madonna with Jesus, Mercy and David in Portafino, Italy Madonna dressed in her refreshing summer outfit

Madonna in Portafino, Italy

Redress Yourself

Mon, 17/08/2009 - 17:48 by Mr. HM

At which point did Madonna turn into Diane Keaton in The Godfather? Here she is stepping out on some speedboat in Italy with four of her kids. Oh hang on, one of those is her boyfriend Jesus - my mistake.

You've got to feel sorry for that lad - he thought he was shacking up with a famous nympho multi-millionaire divorcee - instead he gets an Italian widow,

If he's not careful, he'll wake up to find a horse's head on the pillow next to him. Oh, wait...

ps. Does no-one else find it weird to be reading a story about an elderly Madonna shagging a hunky Jesus? It's like one of those blogs where Roy Orbison shits on himself wrapped in clingfilm or something.

Madonna

Comments

Best post on HM - EVER...
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:19
So says Linda fucking Evangelista, you spotty faced, slack fannied slapper...
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 00:50
she looks like an orthadox jew! isnt it illegal to call your son Jesus? or was that Hitler?
dancingworm Tue, 18/08/2009 - 00:27
If your level of spitty-faced rage is anything to go by then either Madonna needs to gyrate less or your mum needs to gyrate more x
pennycentury Mon, 17/08/2009 - 22:30
..........she does because she is!........
thingymabob Mon, 17/08/2009 - 21:53
She's sitting pretty, cackling like an old hen going 'Fuck me sideways, I can get away with peddling this superannuated whore look 'til the cows come home if Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are the competition'
jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:24
It's like watching your fucking mum gyrate in leggings and a leotard. No wonder the fucking kids will have psychological problems....
Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:52
Any picture of her NOT wearing fishnets and cheese wire is a blessed relief, frankly.
pennycentury Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:03

Any picture of her NOT wearing fishnets and cheese wire is a blessed relief, frankly.
pennycentury Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:03
It's like watching your fucking mum gyrate in leggings and a leotard. No wonder the fucking kids will have psychological problems....
Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:52
She's sitting pretty, cackling like an old hen going 'Fuck me sideways, I can get away with peddling this superannuated whore look 'til the cows come home if Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are the competition'
jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:24
..........she does because she is!........
thingymabob Mon, 17/08/2009 - 21:53
If your level of spitty-faced rage is anything to go by then either Madonna needs to gyrate less or your mum needs to gyrate more x
pennycentury Mon, 17/08/2009 - 22:30
she looks like an orthadox jew! isnt it illegal to call your son Jesus? or was that Hitler?
dancingworm Tue, 18/08/2009 - 00:27
So says Linda fucking Evangelista, you spotty faced, slack fannied slapper...
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 00:50
Best post on HM - EVER...
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:19