You've got to feel sorry for that lad - he thought he was shacking up with a famous nympho multi-millionaire divorcee - instead he gets an Italian widow,
If he's not careful, he'll wake up to find a horse's head on the pillow next to him. Oh, wait...
ps. Does no-one else find it weird to be reading a story about an elderly Madonna shagging a hunky Jesus? It's like one of those blogs where Roy Orbison shits on himself wrapped in clingfilm or something.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Madonna leaves Jesus at home to attend art show, picks up reality star Adam Senn
Jesus Luz set to release a pop record this spring after Madonna performs miracle
Jesus escorts Madonna to the Rio Carnival whilst wearing the dunce hat
Is Madonna Johnny Depp's stunt double in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland?
Madonna reportedly seeing three men at the same time, despite those hands
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (8)
Any picture of her NOT wearing fishnets and cheese wire is a blessed relief, frankly.
It's like watching your fucking mum gyrate in leggings and a leotard. No wonder the fucking kids will have psychological problems....
If your level of spitty-faced rage is anything to go by then either Madonna needs to gyrate less or your mum needs to gyrate more x
So says Linda fucking Evangelista, you spotty faced, slack fannied slapper...
She's sitting pretty, cackling like an old hen going 'Fuck me sideways, I can get away with peddling this superannuated whore look 'til the cows come home if Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are the competition'
..........she does because she is!........
she looks like an orthadox jew! isnt it illegal to call your son Jesus? or was that Hitler?
Best post on HM - EVER...