Jon the baptits
Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:03 by Harry Bow

Madonna might have given up Jesus for lent, but that's not keeping her away from other juniors...

Guy Ritchie aside, Madonna's definitely got a certain, erm, type... After allegedly breaking things off with little baby Jesus, she's said to have taken a shine to another young model called Jon Kortajarena after meeting him at the New York premiere of Tom Ford's A Single Man. Since the 24-year-old model-turned-actor can be seen offering his bum-hole to Colin Firth in the movie, we can see why Madge has been licking her lips - although Jon has a few understandable concerns, with one insider saying:

"Jon looked slightly uncomfortable with the attention [Madonna was giving him]"

i.e, penis still inverted in terror.

"Nonetheless, [he was] flattered. She has made some inquiries about him and has found out a bit more about some of his future modelling gigs in a bid to use her influence to his advantage.

"She is going to invite him to some social events in New York.

Yep, Madge, who got dropped from Louis Vuitton last year and currently can be seen looking like the grim-reaper in the Dolce and Gabbana ads, is just the person to advise him. Still, she might not be able to launch his international fashion career, but she can always offer him a cameo in one of her videos...

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:34
  • I think von Hagens has plasticised Madge without waiting for minor details like her death.

    jaffa Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:30
  • look at her arms in picture 1, possible the most ugliest arms in the world, you know what they remind me of, those really really emaciated muscle junkies you see walking down the street. You know what I think she has musclerexia.

    dancingworm Tue, 09/02/2010 - 00:14
  • A man who wears fucking dayglo pink Y fronts deserves all he fucking gets

    koshmar Mon, 08/02/2010 - 21:25
  • The dirty old paedo. She wants locking up!

    shitthebed Mon, 08/02/2010 - 19:57
  • ARGH!

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 16:24
  • kortajarena doesn't seem to be the full ticket. he's even forgotten to put his trousers on.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:54
  • poor lad has already pissed his pants in pic 1. good idea to have pants which accentuate stains i reckon. that arm is fucked up - no question.

    switch Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:37
  • Have a look at her arm in that pic, the one holding on to the scaffolding pole....can anyone explain to me just what the holy fuck is going on with it ? it looks like two separate arms melded into one, it's bloody horrendous !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:21
  • Is that Madge in picture 1, or Mrs Overall in her aerobics outfit? Shame it isn't full length - I bet she's wearing some smashing legwarmers.

    Getagrip Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:19
  • Well personally I think she wants to use them in some bizarre blood ritual to reverse the ageing process but that's just me.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:51
  • What? No way? you mean she's selling them on to Brangelina?

    slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:44
  • Run you fool, RUN !!!!

    Seriously though how long now until old Madge the Vadge has to sign a sex-offenders register ? Next time she buys...I mean adopts one of these poor african kids just remember there may be a more sinister motive.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:41
  • WRINKLY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:40
  • She's going to end up like the wicked witch in a Grimm brothers fairy tale luring ever younger boys into her house with the promise of cash and her wrinkly pie...

    erniemilko Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:19
  • She's going to end up like the wicked witch in a Grimm brothers fairy tale luring ever younger boys into her house with the promise of cash and her wrinkly pie...

    erniemilko Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:19
  • WRINKLY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:40
  • Run you fool, RUN !!!!

    Seriously though how long now until old Madge the Vadge has to sign a sex-offenders register ? Next time she buys...I mean adopts one of these poor african kids just remember there may be a more sinister motive.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:41
  • What? No way? you mean she's selling them on to Brangelina?

    slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:44
  • Well personally I think she wants to use them in some bizarre blood ritual to reverse the ageing process but that's just me.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:51
  • Is that Madge in picture 1, or Mrs Overall in her aerobics outfit? Shame it isn't full length - I bet she's wearing some smashing legwarmers.

    Getagrip Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:19
  • Have a look at her arm in that pic, the one holding on to the scaffolding pole....can anyone explain to me just what the holy fuck is going on with it ? it looks like two separate arms melded into one, it's bloody horrendous !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:21
  • poor lad has already pissed his pants in pic 1. good idea to have pants which accentuate stains i reckon. that arm is fucked up - no question.

    switch Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:37
  • kortajarena doesn't seem to be the full ticket. he's even forgotten to put his trousers on.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:54
  • ARGH!

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 16:24
  • The dirty old paedo. She wants locking up!

    shitthebed Mon, 08/02/2010 - 19:57
  • A man who wears fucking dayglo pink Y fronts deserves all he fucking gets

    koshmar Mon, 08/02/2010 - 21:25
  • look at her arms in picture 1, possible the most ugliest arms in the world, you know what they remind me of, those really really emaciated muscle junkies you see walking down the street. You know what I think she has musclerexia.

    dancingworm Tue, 09/02/2010 - 00:14
  • I think von Hagens has plasticised Madge without waiting for minor details like her death.

    jaffa Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:30
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:34

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