Guy Ritchie aside, Madonna's definitely got a certain, erm, type... After allegedly breaking things off with little baby Jesus, she's said to have taken a shine to another young model called Jon Kortajarena after meeting him at the New York premiere of Tom Ford's A Single Man. Since the 24-year-old model-turned-actor can be seen offering his bum-hole to Colin Firth in the movie, we can see why Madge has been licking her lips - although Jon has a few understandable concerns, with one insider saying:

"Jon looked slightly uncomfortable with the attention [Madonna was giving him]"

i.e, penis still inverted in terror.

"Nonetheless, [he was] flattered. She has made some inquiries about him and has found out a bit more about some of his future modelling gigs in a bid to use her influence to his advantage.

"She is going to invite him to some social events in New York.

Yep, Madge, who got dropped from Louis Vuitton last year and currently can be seen looking like the grim-reaper in the Dolce and Gabbana ads, is just the person to advise him. Still, she might not be able to launch his international fashion career, but she can always offer him a cameo in one of her videos...

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