So, baby Jesus has taken Madonna to meet his real mum, 36-year-old Cristiane Regina da Silva, but the singer isn't worried about the devout Christian judging her cradle-snatching talons... She recently spoke out about how proud she is of her 'cougar' status, saying:
"There's something to be said for younger people - they tend to be more adventurous and aren't set in their ways. I mean, have you met guys my age? Usually they are married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding."
Come on, Madge, we'd hardly call Ritchie fat.
Still, something about this age-difference talk doesn't add up... If Jesus is really 23, just how young do they have them in Brazil?
Meanwhile, design duo Dolce & Gabbana might want to use the old coat-over-face trick when mood-boarding their next campaign; Madonna has been signed up to front the label's Spring/Summer 2010 collection, with them writing online:
"To have Madonna in our campaign is a dream come true."
We're sure the retouchers will share exactly the same sentiment. Overtime-arama!
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COMMENTS (7)
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Don't let the chavs see this pic, they will see the Burberry coat and drag all their fake Burberry gear out of mothballs.
that fckin whore has gone back to wearing a cross again - i don't think that is part of her beloved kabbalah and her fake rabbis. just trying to ingratiate herself with jesus' mum (mary?) no doubt.
Can see her hairy lip again, give us a kiss grandma lol.
I was thinking about this the other day - this Jesus fucker, how fucking old is he really, or how old is his fucking mum? Some cunt ain't tellin the truth fo' sho'.
Funny how no cunt had heard of him prior to granny getting her gums round his plums... it's fucking retchworthy, thinking about them making the beast with two backs....
Thats nice takeing the shag bag home whos older than his Mum . Jesus looks gay and rather worried but he must be preforming miracles getting it up
Fucking hell if a bloke had said "There's something to be said for younger people - they tend to be more adventurous and aren't set in their ways. I mean, have you met women my age? Usually they are married or divorced and grumpy, fat, and with floppy tits and a cavernous vadge," there'd have been fucking hell to pay...