Madonna before photoshop for Louis Vuitton
Like a Virgin (Susan Boyle)
Wed, 26/05/2010 - 16:32 by Mr. HMPoor Madonna, she's ALWAYS having her un-photoshopped pictures leaked. Here are the latest set - from a Louis Vuitton campaign, which must have had the theme - knackered playboy bunny reflects on past glory. I feel really sorry for her. Not really. HAHAHA
Now before you get all OH YOU HATE WOMEN YOU TWAT SHE LOOKS NORMAL FOR A WOMAN OF 200 OR WHATEVER LEAVE HER ALONE YOU'RE NO OIL PAINTING YOURSELF BLAH. You're right - she looks great for a 50 year old woman.
The problem is, of course, is that the only normal 50 year old women who would dress like that and still think they can pull it off, wander around pubs in Scotland with a pint glass half full of pound coins before showing their vaginas to anyone that can stand it.
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Good God she looks like a still from the movie Whatever Happened to Baby Jane
I've never understood the propensity to destroy Madonna. It's been like that since the beginning of her career. I look at this picture with the same possibilities of being doctored as the ads themselves. Take a picture of yourselves (20's, 30's, 40's or more) and see how flattering they can be. Someone at Louis Vuitton has to be fired. Some jealous, cantankerous bitch.... I don't really believe these photos. I saw her in concert and she's magnificent! I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Someone is trying to destroy her image. Off with their heads!!!!
4) If she cared so much, she would shave already her hairy italian face.
lol.
You peeps are delusional.
Sure, magazines retouch people beyond belief. They do that to every celebrity. Madonna doesn't really order them to do it.
Yes, she does care about her image, but
1) if she cared so much, she would have more plastic surgery done instead of some temporary injectable fillers.
2) if she cared so much, she wouldn't let the paparazzi photograph her without make up, when her hair is a mess, in tracksuits, straight out of the gym.
3) She would have all the outtakes destroyed or would sue the companies involved in the leaking of these pictures.
Furthermore, she BARELY has any wrinkles in these pictures, she has a few lines under her eyes that have always been there. Her eyes look tired, yes, but that's about it.
These high definition cameras and harsh lighting cause a ton of harsh shadows and you can see EVERY one of her pores.
If they zoomed in as much on our faces we would look just like that, or sadly, worse.
But I do agree that the industry is fucking up our minds with bullshit photoshopping, but take it to the people responsible for it, not just the models in front of the camera.
No-one is disputing that Madonna looks good for her age. But I think you've got that argument the wrong was round. The whole airbrushing/celebrity culture/you don't count if your not Belsen skinny is perpetuated by the media and is seriously screwing with our psyches. All anyone cares about is looks, and the unreal images published in magazines of 'perfect women' and buffed up six-pack men is making us unnaturally obsessive about ourselves. Suddenly finding out Madonna is fallible and aging like the rest of us and her looks are being manipulated, is a RELIEF. People take the piss because they're sick of being made to feel inferior.
But she's fair game anyway because she behaves like a fucking idiot. And she'd probably spit in your eye if you said she looked good for her age. She doesn't want to be 51 and she doesn't need some pleb reminding her about it.
Why is it that people feel the need to rip others down simply for very human things - ageing, weight, looks etc? I figure it's the insecurities within society which instigates those to highlight other peoples flaws in order to find better acceptance for themselves (ie: If I point out that Madonna has wrinkles, like me, then maybe people will accept me more)
It's because of this unrealistic view of how celebrities should be that they feel the need to have their photos touched-up, in order to conform.
So who changes? The people analysing and mocking flaws or natural traits or the celebrities who have everything airbrushed?
It would be good if celebs stopped doing it to take a stand and basically say "This is the real us - accept us or go without" but it would also be ideal if people weren't so vindictive and cruel about others.
Yes, she looks older and less polished in the pre-airbrushed shots but, for crying out loud, she's 51. I think she looks fantastic for her age.
Would these photos be before or after Miss Haversham sets fire to the wedding cake?
Oh dear.
"Do my pores look big in this?"
It's a little known fact that DW is lead vocalist in that shite Australian band, Mental as Anything. Life does imitate art sometimes.
Yes, this is the same DW who has been spouting anti-Semitic bilge elsewhere on these pages recently.(see the Johnny Borrell at Louis Vuitton story)
Where's Pip and Estella?
Is DW referring to someone else as a basket case one of those 'end of the internet' scenarios like Googling Google?
I acctually think that she hasnt had as much plastic, or doesnt look as plastic as kylie and Dani Minogue though and they are in there early 40s she is in her 50s there is an excuse for it but to be in your early 40s like Kylie and Dani minogue and having that much botox, face lifts, collagin, restalin etc its just fucking pathetic. Imagine what they are going to be like when they are 50 like madonna fucking basket cases!
Wouldn't want to fight her mind. She'd kick my fucking face in.
What everyone else said. You can look awesome at fifty without having to dress like someone half your age. Take Helen Mirren, for example. She looks fantastic, and she doesn't feel the need to do photoshoots in leotards to prove it.
Whenever I see a photo of Madonna, I just have this mental image of her going "I'm still sexy, right? Come on, I look good considering I'm now middle-aged. Say it. Come on, don't just look away- TELL ME I'M SEXY, DAMMIT."
Tragic.
To all those journos who have wailed that Madge has had more plastic surgery than Jocelyn Wildenstein, the evidence clearly indicates that she hasn't.
Don't get me wrong, I LOATHE her, she is a bullying conceited control freak with little/no sense of humour.
However........................
Brrrrrrr...........................
Have to say, if I weren't already one of the gays before, I might be now thanks to those piccies tho.
Little Baby Jesus really must be a whore..........
Oh hang on, OF COURSE he's Brazilian........... DOH!
Oooh, she's 'ard faced, that one.
Thing is, if she's still determined to look younger than is now possible and go out with ridiculously good looking models in their twenties to prove a point to herself, she is headed for a lot of shit with her daughter who will be effortlessly pulling young bucks very soon. That's one reason why women have to accept their age a teensy bit. Twin set and pearls not necessary but a little bit of perspective is always good. Not all gorgeous young fellas want to grab up a bony older woman, no matter how rich and famous she is. When Baby Jesus wants kids she'll be toast. She'll wind up having a breakdown.
Speaking as an exboyfriend of Madge, she really has let herself go.
I was porking her in the Who's That Girl phase of her career before I dumped her,I still don't think she has gotten over me.
A nice tweed set would be more suitable these days for her.
She looks pretty good looking for her age really, apart from her horrible over-worked-out arms. Mind you, she can afford to look good. I just wish she would have a bit of dignity and accept that women in their 40s and 50s can be beautiful without having to pretend that they are still 20.
Her boyf is rather good looking- fame and wonga, the ultimate aphrodisiacs in the vapid world of celebrity.
Woh!!!
I don't blame her going for the photoshop option. Have you seen her boyf? Fuck me he must love wonga that one.
It's true, if she was dressed a little differently she'd probably look good. Say a little jumper and some good pinstripes. Wouldn't change the fact she's a fucking mentaler though.
I think I've ranted enough about this foul brand today but I'm glad to see that they are still using shit to sell shit.
Anyone who had a willy and gazed upon this fair maiden can now look down to discover that it has shrunk/withered/fallen off from sheer terror.
Anyone who had a willy and gazed upon this fair maiden can now look down to discover that it has shrunk/withered/fallen off from sheer terror.
I think I've ranted enough about this foul brand today but I'm glad to see that they are still using shit to sell shit.
Woh!!!
I don't blame her going for the photoshop option. Have you seen her boyf? Fuck me he must love wonga that one.
It's true, if she was dressed a little differently she'd probably look good. Say a little jumper and some good pinstripes. Wouldn't change the fact she's a fucking mentaler though.
She looks pretty good looking for her age really, apart from her horrible over-worked-out arms. Mind you, she can afford to look good. I just wish she would have a bit of dignity and accept that women in their 40s and 50s can be beautiful without having to pretend that they are still 20.
Her boyf is rather good looking- fame and wonga, the ultimate aphrodisiacs in the vapid world of celebrity.
Speaking as an exboyfriend of Madge, she really has let herself go.
I was porking her in the Who's That Girl phase of her career before I dumped her,I still don't think she has gotten over me.
A nice tweed set would be more suitable these days for her.
Thing is, if she's still determined to look younger than is now possible and go out with ridiculously good looking models in their twenties to prove a point to herself, she is headed for a lot of shit with her daughter who will be effortlessly pulling young bucks very soon. That's one reason why women have to accept their age a teensy bit. Twin set and pearls not necessary but a little bit of perspective is always good. Not all gorgeous young fellas want to grab up a bony older woman, no matter how rich and famous she is. When Baby Jesus wants kids she'll be toast. She'll wind up having a breakdown.
Oooh, she's 'ard faced, that one.
To all those journos who have wailed that Madge has had more plastic surgery than Jocelyn Wildenstein, the evidence clearly indicates that she hasn't.
Don't get me wrong, I LOATHE her, she is a bullying conceited control freak with little/no sense of humour.
However........................
Brrrrrrr...........................
Have to say, if I weren't already one of the gays before, I might be now thanks to those piccies tho.
Little Baby Jesus really must be a whore..........
Oh hang on, OF COURSE he's Brazilian........... DOH!
Tragic.
What everyone else said. You can look awesome at fifty without having to dress like someone half your age. Take Helen Mirren, for example. She looks fantastic, and she doesn't feel the need to do photoshoots in leotards to prove it.
Whenever I see a photo of Madonna, I just have this mental image of her going "I'm still sexy, right? Come on, I look good considering I'm now middle-aged. Say it. Come on, don't just look away- TELL ME I'M SEXY, DAMMIT."
Wouldn't want to fight her mind. She'd kick my fucking face in.
I acctually think that she hasnt had as much plastic, or doesnt look as plastic as kylie and Dani Minogue though and they are in there early 40s she is in her 50s there is an excuse for it but to be in your early 40s like Kylie and Dani minogue and having that much botox, face lifts, collagin, restalin etc its just fucking pathetic. Imagine what they are going to be like when they are 50 like madonna fucking basket cases!
Is DW referring to someone else as a basket case one of those 'end of the internet' scenarios like Googling Google?
Where's Pip and Estella?
Yes, this is the same DW who has been spouting anti-Semitic bilge elsewhere on these pages recently.(see the Johnny Borrell at Louis Vuitton story)
It's a little known fact that DW is lead vocalist in that shite Australian band, Mental as Anything. Life does imitate art sometimes.
"Do my pores look big in this?"
Oh dear.
Would these photos be before or after Miss Haversham sets fire to the wedding cake?
Why is it that people feel the need to rip others down simply for very human things - ageing, weight, looks etc? I figure it's the insecurities within society which instigates those to highlight other peoples flaws in order to find better acceptance for themselves (ie: If I point out that Madonna has wrinkles, like me, then maybe people will accept me more)
It's because of this unrealistic view of how celebrities should be that they feel the need to have their photos touched-up, in order to conform.
So who changes? The people analysing and mocking flaws or natural traits or the celebrities who have everything airbrushed?
It would be good if celebs stopped doing it to take a stand and basically say "This is the real us - accept us or go without" but it would also be ideal if people weren't so vindictive and cruel about others.
Yes, she looks older and less polished in the pre-airbrushed shots but, for crying out loud, she's 51. I think she looks fantastic for her age.
No-one is disputing that Madonna looks good for her age. But I think you've got that argument the wrong was round. The whole airbrushing/celebrity culture/you don't count if your not Belsen skinny is perpetuated by the media and is seriously screwing with our psyches. All anyone cares about is looks, and the unreal images published in magazines of 'perfect women' and buffed up six-pack men is making us unnaturally obsessive about ourselves. Suddenly finding out Madonna is fallible and aging like the rest of us and her looks are being manipulated, is a RELIEF. People take the piss because they're sick of being made to feel inferior.
But she's fair game anyway because she behaves like a fucking idiot. And she'd probably spit in your eye if you said she looked good for her age. She doesn't want to be 51 and she doesn't need some pleb reminding her about it.
You peeps are delusional.
Sure, magazines retouch people beyond belief. They do that to every celebrity. Madonna doesn't really order them to do it.
Yes, she does care about her image, but
1) if she cared so much, she would have more plastic surgery done instead of some temporary injectable fillers.
2) if she cared so much, she wouldn't let the paparazzi photograph her without make up, when her hair is a mess, in tracksuits, straight out of the gym.
3) She would have all the outtakes destroyed or would sue the companies involved in the leaking of these pictures.
Furthermore, she BARELY has any wrinkles in these pictures, she has a few lines under her eyes that have always been there. Her eyes look tired, yes, but that's about it.
These high definition cameras and harsh lighting cause a ton of harsh shadows and you can see EVERY one of her pores.
If they zoomed in as much on our faces we would look just like that, or sadly, worse.
But I do agree that the industry is fucking up our minds with bullshit photoshopping, but take it to the people responsible for it, not just the models in front of the camera.
4) If she cared so much, she would shave already her hairy italian face.
lol.
I've never understood the propensity to destroy Madonna. It's been like that since the beginning of her career. I look at this picture with the same possibilities of being doctored as the ads themselves. Take a picture of yourselves (20's, 30's, 40's or more) and see how flattering they can be. Someone at Louis Vuitton has to be fired. Some jealous, cantankerous bitch.... I don't really believe these photos. I saw her in concert and she's magnificent! I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Someone is trying to destroy her image. Off with their heads!!!!
Good God she looks like a still from the movie Whatever Happened to Baby Jane