Money well earned? Madonna is rumoured to be giving baby Jesus a rather generous allowance; as well as the $2.7 mill manger she's said to have bought him in Manhattan, he apparently gets $10,000 a month spending money.

This all seems a bit unfair considering her own kids aren't even allowed to watch TV, but you've got to consider Jesus' duties ... *shudder* - or maybe not. Just how much Viagra, booze and therapy can you crack out of $10,000??

A pal of the 23-year-old 'model' said:

“Jesus basically lived paycheck to paycheck before he met Madonna, and he, like most people, had bills. Madonna gives him about $10,000 a month to cover his expenses, including his cell phone, insurance and credit card payments."

Still, this is only pocket change for Madge - Guy Ritchie walked away with between $76 and $92 million after their divorce - but then again, she did single-handedly kill his career with her performance in Swept Away. Luckily Jesus - whose previous work-highs have included some catalogue modeling - doesn't really have a rep to damage (unless you count all that son of God stuff).

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