Madonna reportedly seeing three men at the same time, despite those hands

Madonna's scary hand

Crazy for two (or three)

Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:14 by HM writer

The many men in Madonna's life must ask her to wear a pair of gloves before they get down to the nitty gritty, as surely those calloused claws would just cause chafing. And despite Mr HM's recent recommendations that she embraces her Saga years and packets of Tena lady etc, Madonna is reportedly involved with three men at the same time; Jesus Luz, Alex Rodriquez and the father of her daughter, Carlos Leon...

Despite recent reports that Jesus had dumped Madonna because of their 28 year age gap, the pair were seen together in a restaurant in Rio, where Madge sipped water for two hours and tutted as Jesus ate red meat and some carbohydrates.

It was claimed that she had replaced Jesus with 24-year-old actor/model Jon Kortajarena, but now a source is telling The Sun:

"Jesus is really, really into Madonna but he's more like a little personal project to her. They are together when she wants them to be together. She decides what he wears, she has sorted English lessons for him and she even paid for his flat.

"He's like a little sheep in awe of his mistress and she loves that. Jesus has no idea A-Rod is still seeing her. Even when A-Rod was with Kate Hudson. He kept in close contact with Madge.

"Madonna spent two nights with him in his beach house in Miami last week and Jesus had no idea. She just didn't tell him and her staff were told not to tell him."

Sounds like she's been busy. But apparently she's stil found time for Carlos Leon, the father of 12-year-old Lourdes.

"There will always be a big connection between Em and Carlos. Despite all the blokes in her life, she's extremely lonely since her divorce and has been sending whining emails to her girl pals. She has everything but she never seems happy."

Well who would with hands like that and a morning face like this...

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Comments

Again, for some reason there's yet another attack on Madonna. The propensity to want her to fail is absolutely bafflingly childish. It's like never leaving high school. I think that for the most part, those who attack her have been failures at some level in their professional or personal lives. At least Madonna takes ownership of her follies and doesn't have to push people down. You never hear her put down others. There are two ways to be tall: stand up straight or stand on the shoulders of midgets. Those criticizing are the latter.
teddyblair Sat, 05/06/2010 - 00:33
I never saw the fucking attraction to be honest, and she's behaving like some 50-something school cleaner from Basingstoke on her daughter's hen weekend in Dublin. Still, she's fucking three guys at once but it's ok cos it's Madonna....???
koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 23:42
she's 52 years old - one can have many facelifts but the hands always tell the truth!
sjp6764 Thu, 11/02/2010 - 17:41
what am i talkin about she is mumm rah
thingymabob Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:47
Of course she's seeing three men at a time. It's called double vision and it's happening cos she's old. What she ought to do is bite the frigging bullet and get herself some specs.
PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:18
my god!! she has stolen mumm rahs hands
thingymabob Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:16
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!

What the fucking fuck ??? She's got hands like Nicodemus out of the rats of Nimh ! How the fuck can anyone bear having those talons laid upon them ??
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:16
Ouch!! - imagine that wizened claw playing your pink oboe - it'd be like wanking yourself with a cheese-grater! I'm amazed Jesus can still walk straight without grimacing with pain and self-loathing.
erniemilko Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:13

Ouch!! - imagine that wizened claw playing your pink oboe - it'd be like wanking yourself with a cheese-grater! I'm amazed Jesus can still walk straight without grimacing with pain and self-loathing.
erniemilko Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:13
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!

What the fucking fuck ??? She's got hands like Nicodemus out of the rats of Nimh ! How the fuck can anyone bear having those talons laid upon them ??
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:16
my god!! she has stolen mumm rahs hands
thingymabob Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:16
Of course she's seeing three men at a time. It's called double vision and it's happening cos she's old. What she ought to do is bite the frigging bullet and get herself some specs.
PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:18
what am i talkin about she is mumm rah
thingymabob Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:47
she's 52 years old - one can have many facelifts but the hands always tell the truth!
sjp6764 Thu, 11/02/2010 - 17:41
I never saw the fucking attraction to be honest, and she's behaving like some 50-something school cleaner from Basingstoke on her daughter's hen weekend in Dublin. Still, she's fucking three guys at once but it's ok cos it's Madonna....???
koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 23:42
Again, for some reason there's yet another attack on Madonna. The propensity to want her to fail is absolutely bafflingly childish. It's like never leaving high school. I think that for the most part, those who attack her have been failures at some level in their professional or personal lives. At least Madonna takes ownership of her follies and doesn't have to push people down. You never hear her put down others. There are two ways to be tall: stand up straight or stand on the shoulders of midgets. Those criticizing are the latter.
teddyblair Sat, 05/06/2010 - 00:33