Madonna and Jesus Luz to have a baby?
Madonna with child?
Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:22 by HM writerMadonna is reportedly planning to have a child with 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz, presumably because she's bored and is looking for something new to do. Apparently Madge has consulted doctors about the possibility of conceiving a baby at the age of 51, after announcing that she has "endless love in her heart" for another child...
But isn't having four already and practically going out with one enough?
A 'friend', who calls her by her preferred nickname of Em (giving the source all the more 'authenticity'), said:
"Em says motherhood is her greatest achievement and the most fulfilling thing in her life. She knows that, at 51, it's going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge.
"Jesus is very religious and deeply in love with her. He adores her kids but has always wanted a child of his own. He told Em fatherhood would be his greatest adventure, and that he wanted to go on this journey with her."
Which sounds more like a nightmare to us.
Which might look a bit like this...
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Because that would make Jesus a motherfucker!!!
Why doesnt she adopt Jesus?
Baby, what baby? She must be on 15,000 mg of HRT a day. That dried out old womb can't carry anything. All the grains and seeds and nuts she eats, anything she did carry would pop out looking like a corn on the cob. As they say in the ghetto: "She needs to rest, you get me"
Surely if she were to have 'hey zeus's' baby she'd have to ascend to the Heavens? Sounds like a good idea to me, then of course after being impregnated she'd descend to the fires of Hell where this evil witch needs to be....
As long as he dies on a cross at the appointed time I'm not fussed....
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/madonna-reported-be-giving-jesus-10000-month-pocket-money36807
Better than my pocket money. I used to get £2 a week and my monthly J17 magazine. And I had to do the dishes thrice a week for that! This Jesus kid is never going to learn responsibility or money sense.
I don't know how much she's paying Jesus to stuff her shrivelled clam but it's not enough!!!!
51, eh, Madge? Yeah...good luck with that.
There's no way that those desiccated old eggs are still getting the Lion Quality mark.
If she goes on to have an affair with a man named Joseph then we could be in the best episode of Jeremy Kyle ever !
My immediate thoughts probably make me sound old, but I dont actually give a toss... she's like a benefit scrounging slag, collecting children from men all over the place, only not on benefits..and with pots of money.
She's known as a difficult bitch to be around...I wonder how long it will be before she nails Jesus's balls to a cross?
i'm going to introduce her to my mate Joseph of Nazareth Son Of Jacob
No to this happening and P-lease will this self-made multi-millionaire please please please not patronise the world by claiming that 'motherhood has been her greatest achievement'. Racking up loads of money, have the world know who you are and sustaining a career over decades and still doing what you like without giving a fuck is way more admirable and difficult to achieve than raising some kids. I should know. "Beeyankaonsay, give me back my fags or I am taking that dummy away from you and you won't have none of my KFC."
Especially as she is actually old enough to be his mother.
Usually not being able to have a child is the reason for adopting. But in this case it seems to be the other way round. Double weird. How old is Jesus's mother?
madonna and jesus having a baby? I'm not the pope or anything but that's kinda weird. hope they call it albert qaeda
madonna and jesus having a baby? I'm not the pope or anything but that's kinda weird. hope they call it albert qaeda
Especially as she is actually old enough to be his mother.
Usually not being able to have a child is the reason for adopting. But in this case it seems to be the other way round. Double weird. How old is Jesus's mother?
No to this happening and P-lease will this self-made multi-millionaire please please please not patronise the world by claiming that 'motherhood has been her greatest achievement'. Racking up loads of money, have the world know who you are and sustaining a career over decades and still doing what you like without giving a fuck is way more admirable and difficult to achieve than raising some kids. I should know. "Beeyankaonsay, give me back my fags or I am taking that dummy away from you and you won't have none of my KFC."
i'm going to introduce her to my mate Joseph of Nazareth Son Of Jacob
My immediate thoughts probably make me sound old, but I dont actually give a toss... she's like a benefit scrounging slag, collecting children from men all over the place, only not on benefits..and with pots of money.
She's known as a difficult bitch to be around...I wonder how long it will be before she nails Jesus's balls to a cross?
If she goes on to have an affair with a man named Joseph then we could be in the best episode of Jeremy Kyle ever !
There's no way that those desiccated old eggs are still getting the Lion Quality mark.
51, eh, Madge? Yeah...good luck with that.
I don't know how much she's paying Jesus to stuff her shrivelled clam but it's not enough!!!!
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/madonna-reported-be-giving-jesus-10000-month-pocket-money36807
Better than my pocket money. I used to get £2 a week and my monthly J17 magazine. And I had to do the dishes thrice a week for that! This Jesus kid is never going to learn responsibility or money sense.
As long as he dies on a cross at the appointed time I'm not fussed....
Surely if she were to have 'hey zeus's' baby she'd have to ascend to the Heavens? Sounds like a good idea to me, then of course after being impregnated she'd descend to the fires of Hell where this evil witch needs to be....
Baby, what baby? She must be on 15,000 mg of HRT a day. That dried out old womb can't carry anything. All the grains and seeds and nuts she eats, anything she did carry would pop out looking like a corn on the cob. As they say in the ghetto: "She needs to rest, you get me"
Why doesnt she adopt Jesus?
Because that would make Jesus a motherfucker!!!