Madonna advertises Dolce and Gabanna
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Wed, 16/12/2009 - 15:00 by Mr. HMMadonna has starred in a new ad campaign for Dolce and Gabanna, in which she pretends to know how to do the dishes. I'm no detective but photoshop may have been involved.
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but Madonna hasn't looked like this since 1995.
This story from earlier shows her at the Nine premiere and she actually looks pretty damn good. Is she a flesh coloured avatar? Is she even real anymore? What's her secret- Jesus juice? I could've sworn the last time I looked she had the complexion of an Oak tree and the hands of a buzzard.
I don't understand how these rich celebrities manage to turn back time so often. Next thing you'll be telling me Cher isn't 24. DON'T SHATTER MY ILLUSIONS.
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Insightful piece, thanks a lot!
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Photoshop only does so much.
Ever tried it? Even know what you're talking about it?
Typical clap trap.
She's earned it. All of it.
Love to see your kitchen at 50, with the PhotoMiracle.
Good luck
Ya soppy dates...
But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.
But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.
WTF? She still look rough as old boots and could be coutney loves older sister.. check out pic 2
You can't knock the old Cockerney Blitz Titz Spirit! *knees ups his Mother Browns down to Lambeth Walk tube*
What the fuck is this?
Forget the photoshopping of Madonna - that's a contractual obligation since she started to look like a remould tyre. It's the 'tits out for rationing-era Britain' image I'm having trouble with.
What the fuck is this?
Forget the photoshopping of Madonna - that's a contractual obligation since she started to look like a remould tyre. It's the 'tits out for rationing-era Britain' image I'm having trouble with.
You can't knock the old Cockerney Blitz Titz Spirit! *knees ups his Mother Browns down to Lambeth Walk tube*
WTF? She still look rough as old boots and could be coutney loves older sister.. check out pic 2
But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.
But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.
Photoshop only does so much.
Ever tried it? Even know what you're talking about it?
Typical clap trap.
She's earned it. All of it.
Love to see your kitchen at 50, with the PhotoMiracle.
Good luck
Ya soppy dates...
Insightful piece, thanks a lot!
digital camera brisbane
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