Like a Virgin
Wed, 16/12/2009 - 15:00 by Mr. HM

Madonna has starred in a new ad campaign for Dolce and Gabanna, in which she pretends to know how to do the dishes. I'm no detective but photoshop may have been involved.

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but Madonna hasn't looked like this since 1995.

This story from earlier shows her at the Nine premiere and she actually looks pretty damn good. Is she a flesh coloured avatar? Is she even real anymore? What's her secret- Jesus juice? I could've sworn the last time I looked she had the complexion of an Oak tree and the hands of a buzzard.

I don't understand how these rich celebrities manage to turn back time so often. Next thing you'll be telling me Cher isn't 24. DON'T SHATTER MY ILLUSIONS.

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  • Insightful piece, thanks a lot!

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    jamessmith Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:55
  • Photoshop only does so much.

    Ever tried it? Even know what you're talking about it?

    Typical clap trap.

    She's earned it. All of it.

    Love to see your kitchen at 50, with the PhotoMiracle.

    Good luck

    Ya soppy dates...

    Joey Tavares Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:55
  • But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:30
  • But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:30
  • WTF? She still look rough as old boots and could be coutney loves older sister.. check out pic 2

    fukyouyoufuk Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:40
  • You can't knock the old Cockerney Blitz Titz Spirit! *knees ups his Mother Browns down to Lambeth Walk tube*

    BigPhil Thu, 17/12/2009 - 10:54
  • What the fuck is this?

    Forget the photoshopping of Madonna - that's a contractual obligation since she started to look like a remould tyre. It's the 'tits out for rationing-era Britain' image I'm having trouble with.

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/12/2009 - 15:15
  • What the fuck is this?

    Forget the photoshopping of Madonna - that's a contractual obligation since she started to look like a remould tyre. It's the 'tits out for rationing-era Britain' image I'm having trouble with.

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/12/2009 - 15:15
  • You can't knock the old Cockerney Blitz Titz Spirit! *knees ups his Mother Browns down to Lambeth Walk tube*

    BigPhil Thu, 17/12/2009 - 10:54
  • WTF? She still look rough as old boots and could be coutney loves older sister.. check out pic 2

    fukyouyoufuk Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:40
  • But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:30
  • But everyone knows she doesn't look like that. And check out picture 2 - she looks like she's been dug up. Have you seen her daughter though. Cute little Lola is morphing into her dad. Bit unfortunate. Let's hope she doesn't grow a tache to suit.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:30
  • Photoshop only does so much.

    Ever tried it? Even know what you're talking about it?

    Typical clap trap.

    She's earned it. All of it.

    Love to see your kitchen at 50, with the PhotoMiracle.

    Good luck

    Ya soppy dates...

    Joey Tavares Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:55
  • Insightful piece, thanks a lot!

    digital camera brisbane

    jamessmith Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:55
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

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