Premature celebration
Thu, 27/08/2009 - 10:47 by Mr. HM
Prepare your eyes for a visual treat. Remember the old "Dad dancing at the disco" skit that the Mary Whitehouse experience used to do? Well imagine that, with a grandma and a male model. QUELLE HORROR!

The following clip, a teaser for her new single 'Celebration' sums up everything wrong with Madonna at the moment.

1. The boyfriend shoe-horned in to get the blogs talking about it (oh).

2. PAUL OAKENFOLD. OH MY GOD PAUL OAKENFOLD YOU COMPLETE FUCKING TWAT!

3. Young people! Dancing! Having fun! ("CUT! Guys - look like you're having MORE FUN" - The Director)

4. If someone can make me an animated GIF from 10seconds-12seconds I will pay you £3. I'm going have it transferred onto a wafer thin LCD display, coat the back in glue and stick it on Paul Oakenfold's stupid back.

Thanks to Bitch Magnet for the gif!

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    kristenzk Tue, 08/03/2011 - 15:11
  • Which of you sods violated the video before i got a chance to?

    malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 10:54
  • She is trying to dress like Avril Levine!

    dancingworm Fri, 28/08/2009 - 04:48
  • why are you constantly writing that someone should kill a celebrity dont you say anything else but that they should die or be killed?

    dancingworm Fri, 28/08/2009 - 04:46
  • Some people just do not know when to stop flogging their dead horse do they.There is her , and then there is the barren middle aged spinster with bad adenoids taking her shiteous I should be so lucky lucky lucky "best of " to USA.. FFS retire already both of you.....

    I hate bad music..

    koos Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:29
  • .50 make sure.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 15:18
  • Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 14:01
  • Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 13:15
  • looks like a head and shoulders ad

    bunglist Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:47
  • say what you like about him, but paul oakenfold is a great inspiration to many other people with downs syndrome

    bunglist Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:44
  • Hasn't Paul Oakenfold officially been shit since 1992?

    dandyboy Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:25
  • This pair of useless cunts have had more than their deserved minutes of fame, where is Mark Chapman when you need him with a loaded .38??

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:49
  • Seriously, for the money HE charges, why does PO dance like a complete and utter retard???

    the flange Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:37
  • Seriously, for the money HE charges, why does PO dance like a complete and utter retard???

    the flange Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:37
  • This pair of useless cunts have had more than their deserved minutes of fame, where is Mark Chapman when you need him with a loaded .38??

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 11:49
  • Hasn't Paul Oakenfold officially been shit since 1992?

    dandyboy Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:25
  • say what you like about him, but paul oakenfold is a great inspiration to many other people with downs syndrome

    bunglist Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:44
  • looks like a head and shoulders ad

    bunglist Thu, 27/08/2009 - 12:47
  • Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 13:15
  • Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 14:01
  • .50 make sure.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 15:18
  • Some people just do not know when to stop flogging their dead horse do they.There is her , and then there is the barren middle aged spinster with bad adenoids taking her shiteous I should be so lucky lucky lucky "best of " to USA.. FFS retire already both of you.....

    I hate bad music..

    koos Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:29
  • why are you constantly writing that someone should kill a celebrity dont you say anything else but that they should die or be killed?

    dancingworm Fri, 28/08/2009 - 04:46
  • She is trying to dress like Avril Levine!

    dancingworm Fri, 28/08/2009 - 04:48
  • Which of you sods violated the video before i got a chance to?

    malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 10:54
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    kristenzk Tue, 08/03/2011 - 15:11

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