Madonna wearing a monstrous cap
Premature celebration
Thu, 27/08/2009 - 10:47 by Mr. HM
Prepare your eyes for a visual treat. Remember the old "Dad dancing at the disco" skit that the Mary Whitehouse experience used to do? Well imagine that, with a grandma and a male model. QUELLE HORROR!
The following clip, a teaser for her new single 'Celebration' sums up everything wrong with Madonna at the moment.
1. The boyfriend shoe-horned in to get the blogs talking about it (oh).
2. PAUL OAKENFOLD. OH MY GOD PAUL OAKENFOLD YOU COMPLETE FUCKING TWAT!
3. Young people! Dancing! Having fun! ("CUT! Guys - look like you're having MORE FUN" - The Director)
4. If someone can make me an animated GIF from 10seconds-12seconds I will pay you £3. I'm going have it transferred onto a wafer thin LCD display, coat the back in glue and stick it on Paul Oakenfold's stupid back.

Thanks to Bitch Magnet for the gif!
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Which of you sods violated the video before i got a chance to?
She is trying to dress like Avril Levine!
why are you constantly writing that someone should kill a celebrity dont you say anything else but that they should die or be killed?
Some people just do not know when to stop flogging their dead horse do they.There is her , and then there is the barren middle aged spinster with bad adenoids taking her shiteous I should be so lucky lucky lucky "best of " to USA.. FFS retire already both of you.....
I hate bad music..
.50 make sure.
looks like a head and shoulders ad
say what you like about him, but paul oakenfold is a great inspiration to many other people with downs syndrome
Hasn't Paul Oakenfold officially been shit since 1992?
This pair of useless cunts have had more than their deserved minutes of fame, where is Mark Chapman when you need him with a loaded .38??
Seriously, for the money HE charges, why does PO dance like a complete and utter retard???
Seriously, for the money HE charges, why does PO dance like a complete and utter retard???
This pair of useless cunts have had more than their deserved minutes of fame, where is Mark Chapman when you need him with a loaded .38??
Hasn't Paul Oakenfold officially been shit since 1992?
say what you like about him, but paul oakenfold is a great inspiration to many other people with downs syndrome
looks like a head and shoulders ad
.50 make sure.
Some people just do not know when to stop flogging their dead horse do they.There is her , and then there is the barren middle aged spinster with bad adenoids taking her shiteous I should be so lucky lucky lucky "best of " to USA.. FFS retire already both of you.....
I hate bad music..
why are you constantly writing that someone should kill a celebrity dont you say anything else but that they should die or be killed?
She is trying to dress like Avril Levine!
Which of you sods violated the video before i got a chance to?
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