The following clip, a teaser for her new single 'Celebration' sums up everything wrong with Madonna at the moment.
1. The boyfriend shoe-horned in to get the blogs talking about it (oh).
2. PAUL OAKENFOLD. OH MY GOD PAUL OAKENFOLD YOU COMPLETE FUCKING TWAT!
3. Young people! Dancing! Having fun! ("CUT! Guys - look like you're having MORE FUN" - The Director)
4. If someone can make me an animated GIF from 10seconds-12seconds I will pay you £3. I'm going have it transferred onto a wafer thin LCD display, coat the back in glue and stick it on Paul Oakenfold's stupid back.
Thanks to Bitch Magnet for the gif!
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COMMENTS (12)
Seriously, for the money HE charges, why does PO dance like a complete and utter retard???
This pair of useless cunts have had more than their deserved minutes of fame, where is Mark Chapman when you need him with a loaded .38??
.50 make sure.
why are you constantly writing that someone should kill a celebrity dont you say anything else but that they should die or be killed?
Hasn't Paul Oakenfold officially been shit since 1992?
looks like a head and shoulders ad
say what you like about him, but paul oakenfold is a great inspiration to many other people with downs syndrome
Some people just do not know when to stop flogging their dead horse do they.There is her , and then there is the barren middle aged spinster with bad adenoids taking her shiteous I should be so lucky lucky lucky "best of " to USA.. FFS retire already both of you.....
I hate bad music..