They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

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Urrgh! Henry fucking Conway. Packed with sweat and he looks as if his penis smells.

Are you certain it wasn't Hetty Wainthropp? They do look awfully similar.

Haa. Ya see?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubonnet

Alesha Dixon has got more veins on her feet than a badly-hammered cock.

Mahiki is definitely the place you want to nailbomb

Pic 8 - Is that an unshaven Princess Beatrice in the background?

Jeeves can you get me a brandy?

When I say buy I mean I was washing and drying cutlery and was despatched to the local Unwins as Her Majesty had requested Dubonet and the bottle they had in the bar was two years past it's best before date.

I cant understand why he isnt beaten like Rihanna every time he goes out.

It's a good job for him I dont live in London.

Tight? I bet those Royal beef curtains are blowing in the wind by now....

Kwebb when you say buy do you mean 'working behind the bar and asked to make a drink?'

God. Tight bitch.

I had to buy the Queen a bottle of Dubonet when I worked at Goodwood racecourse for the weekend. It's her favourite drink - mixed with a measure of Gordon's gin and ice. Stay tuned for more Lifestyles of the Rich and The Famous.

Erm, who the fuck are these people? I thought I saw Paul Foot in one of those photos (13, I think) though I can't be sure

I dont know who any of these people are apart from the bloke from Quantum Leap in Pic 2....(Al is standing just out of shot)

Tell enough dumb fucks that something is 'vital' and 'now' and if they don't get involved then they're virtually protozoa, and plenty will come running.

It's like the BBC with Formula One racing.

Never beel to Mahiki, but judging by picture 7 it's a really smart place.......in an ironic, post modernist, soviet era industrialist, 'don't worry everyone will be too drunk to notice' sort of way.
Or is she standing outside the back door?

How does a woman get to adulthood without learning how to shave her legs correctly? Sheesh.

now, i may be totally wrong about this - don't judge a book by its cover and all that - but this henry conway looks like he might be a bit of a bellend.

and i bet they don't even serve proper pints in there.