Malice in Wonderland premiere, looks as awful as the guests attending

Malice in Leicester Square

Fri, 05/02/2010 - 10:14 by HM writer

Sometimes you can judge the quality of a film from the quality of the guests (and also if stars Danny 'facking' Dyer). So when Bianca Gascoigne, Anthony Costa and someone from Hollyoaks turned up for the premiere of Danny Dyer's 'Malice In Wonderland', it confirmed our theory that critics would describe it as 'torture', 'a cinematic abomination devoid of humour and entertainment value' and 'a bit pointless'...

That and it's Alice in Wonderland turned into a British Gangster comedy, in which Dyer plays a character called Whitey, no longer the story's white rabbit but an unhygenic Cockney cab driver. Which is what he'll probably end up becoming after his performance in this. And this...

Sounds like literally the shittest thing on earth.

She gave it five stars...

Danny Dyer pictures, Film Premiere, Red Carpet, Bianca Gascoigne

Comments

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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 06:11
couldnt the tweedster make it.
grippersteb Mon, 08/02/2010 - 02:26
And what sort of "dealing" is that then?
koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 20:31
What the fuck are those 4 cocks grinning inanely at on pic 6??? What a fucking mess
koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 20:30
Oh God I read a review of this - it sounds unbelievably bad. Who gave this the greenlight?

NOTE TO INVESTORS: If you've got money and you don't know what to do with it. Do a Branson and blow it on balloons. Don't invest in a Danny Dyer film no matter how many pints he buys you down the Punchbowl.
PuddyTwat Fri, 05/02/2010 - 16:16
Hmmmmm. not related to Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter by any chance is he?
slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:46
"Tamer's charity work for his community is what makes him turn from the 6ft 4 hardman, to absolute putty in the hundreds of children hands he deals with on a daily basis."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268748/bio
daddyg Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:34
Is Danny Dyer joined at the hip of Tamar Hassan? Or are they joined permanently at the cock and arse?
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:59
wha? she done gone.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:17
To be fair to Mr. HM he probably doesn't know who these fucking non entities are either.
BonnyWill Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:10
Look if you can't recognise that bird who was in X Factor and errrrr....Danny Dyer & some kebab shop waiter.....and.....fuck....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:49
I saw Pic 5 and wondered what on earth Pete Burns was doing there.
dandyboy Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:34
i'm waiting to see dyer's next film 'cocaine and the chocolate factory' about drugs and black football hooligans. now lets get pissed...
switch Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:20
Pic 5 scared me. I think it was the botoxed-to-high-heaven angry stare caused by LOTS of plastic surgery (allegedly - of course).
suckmebeautiful Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:18
And all the people shown in the pictures are clearly so famous that they need no captions because we all obviously know who they are.
slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:01
Malice In Wonderland. call that a re-write? they've only changed one letter.

Nice of Dyer's mum to show up (pic 5).
unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 10:55

Malice In Wonderland. call that a re-write? they've only changed one letter.

Nice of Dyer's mum to show up (pic 5).
unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 10:55
And all the people shown in the pictures are clearly so famous that they need no captions because we all obviously know who they are.
slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:01
Pic 5 scared me. I think it was the botoxed-to-high-heaven angry stare caused by LOTS of plastic surgery (allegedly - of course).
suckmebeautiful Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:18
i'm waiting to see dyer's next film 'cocaine and the chocolate factory' about drugs and black football hooligans. now lets get pissed...
switch Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:20
I saw Pic 5 and wondered what on earth Pete Burns was doing there.
dandyboy Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:34
Look if you can't recognise that bird who was in X Factor and errrrr....Danny Dyer & some kebab shop waiter.....and.....fuck....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:49
To be fair to Mr. HM he probably doesn't know who these fucking non entities are either.
BonnyWill Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:10
wha? she done gone.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:17
Is Danny Dyer joined at the hip of Tamar Hassan? Or are they joined permanently at the cock and arse?
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:59
"Tamer's charity work for his community is what makes him turn from the 6ft 4 hardman, to absolute putty in the hundreds of children hands he deals with on a daily basis."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268748/bio
daddyg Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:34
Hmmmmm. not related to Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter by any chance is he?
slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:46
Oh God I read a review of this - it sounds unbelievably bad. Who gave this the greenlight?

NOTE TO INVESTORS: If you've got money and you don't know what to do with it. Do a Branson and blow it on balloons. Don't invest in a Danny Dyer film no matter how many pints he buys you down the Punchbowl.
PuddyTwat Fri, 05/02/2010 - 16:16
What the fuck are those 4 cocks grinning inanely at on pic 6??? What a fucking mess
koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 20:30
And what sort of "dealing" is that then?
koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 20:31
couldnt the tweedster make it.
grippersteb Mon, 08/02/2010 - 02:26
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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 06:11