Danny Dyer at Malice in Wonderland premiere
Malice in Leicester Square
Fri, 05/02/2010 - 10:14 by HM writerSometimes you can judge the quality of a film from the quality of the guests (and also if stars Danny 'facking' Dyer). So when Bianca Gascoigne, Anthony Costa and someone from Hollyoaks turned up for the premiere of Danny Dyer's 'Malice In Wonderland', it confirmed our theory that critics would describe it as 'torture', 'a cinematic abomination devoid of humour and entertainment value' and 'a bit pointless'...
That and it's Alice in Wonderland turned into a British Gangster comedy, in which Dyer plays a character called Whitey, no longer the story's white rabbit but an unhygenic Cockney cab driver. Which is what he'll probably end up becoming after his performance in this. And this...
Sounds like literally the shittest thing on earth.
She gave it five stars...
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couldnt the tweedster make it.
And what sort of "dealing" is that then?
What the fuck are those 4 cocks grinning inanely at on pic 6??? What a fucking mess
Oh God I read a review of this - it sounds unbelievably bad. Who gave this the greenlight?
NOTE TO INVESTORS: If you've got money and you don't know what to do with it. Do a Branson and blow it on balloons. Don't invest in a Danny Dyer film no matter how many pints he buys you down the Punchbowl.
Hmmmmm. not related to Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter by any chance is he?
"Tamer's charity work for his community is what makes him turn from the 6ft 4 hardman, to absolute putty in the hundreds of children hands he deals with on a daily basis."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268748/bio
Is Danny Dyer joined at the hip of Tamar Hassan? Or are they joined permanently at the cock and arse?
wha? she done gone.
To be fair to Mr. HM he probably doesn't know who these fucking non entities are either.
Look if you can't recognise that bird who was in X Factor and errrrr....Danny Dyer & some kebab shop waiter.....and.....fuck....
I saw Pic 5 and wondered what on earth Pete Burns was doing there.
i'm waiting to see dyer's next film 'cocaine and the chocolate factory' about drugs and black football hooligans. now lets get pissed...
Pic 5 scared me. I think it was the botoxed-to-high-heaven angry stare caused by LOTS of plastic surgery (allegedly - of course).
And all the people shown in the pictures are clearly so famous that they need no captions because we all obviously know who they are.
Malice In Wonderland. call that a re-write? they've only changed one letter.
Nice of Dyer's mum to show up (pic 5).
Malice In Wonderland. call that a re-write? they've only changed one letter.
Nice of Dyer's mum to show up (pic 5).
And all the people shown in the pictures are clearly so famous that they need no captions because we all obviously know who they are.
Pic 5 scared me. I think it was the botoxed-to-high-heaven angry stare caused by LOTS of plastic surgery (allegedly - of course).
i'm waiting to see dyer's next film 'cocaine and the chocolate factory' about drugs and black football hooligans. now lets get pissed...
I saw Pic 5 and wondered what on earth Pete Burns was doing there.
Look if you can't recognise that bird who was in X Factor and errrrr....Danny Dyer & some kebab shop waiter.....and.....fuck....
To be fair to Mr. HM he probably doesn't know who these fucking non entities are either.
wha? she done gone.
Is Danny Dyer joined at the hip of Tamar Hassan? Or are they joined permanently at the cock and arse?
"Tamer's charity work for his community is what makes him turn from the 6ft 4 hardman, to absolute putty in the hundreds of children hands he deals with on a daily basis."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268748/bio
Hmmmmm. not related to Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter by any chance is he?
Oh God I read a review of this - it sounds unbelievably bad. Who gave this the greenlight?
NOTE TO INVESTORS: If you've got money and you don't know what to do with it. Do a Branson and blow it on balloons. Don't invest in a Danny Dyer film no matter how many pints he buys you down the Punchbowl.
What the fuck are those 4 cocks grinning inanely at on pic 6??? What a fucking mess
And what sort of "dealing" is that then?
couldnt the tweedster make it.
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