That and it's Alice in Wonderland turned into a British Gangster comedy, in which Dyer plays a character called Whitey, no longer the story's white rabbit but an unhygenic Cockney cab driver. Which is what he'll probably end up becoming after his performance in this. And this...
Sounds like literally the shittest thing on earth.
She gave it five stars...
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Malice In Wonderland. call that a re-write? they've only changed one letter.
Nice of Dyer's mum to show up (pic 5).
Pic 5 scared me. I think it was the botoxed-to-high-heaven angry stare caused by LOTS of plastic surgery (allegedly - of course).
i'm waiting to see dyer's next film 'cocaine and the chocolate factory' about drugs and black football hooligans. now lets get pissed...
I saw Pic 5 and wondered what on earth Pete Burns was doing there.
wha? she done gone.
And all the people shown in the pictures are clearly so famous that they need no captions because we all obviously know who they are.
Look if you can't recognise that bird who was in X Factor and errrrr....Danny Dyer & some kebab shop waiter.....and.....fuck....
To be fair to Mr. HM he probably doesn't know who these fucking non entities are either.
Is Danny Dyer joined at the hip of Tamar Hassan? Or are they joined permanently at the cock and arse?
"Tamer's charity work for his community is what makes him turn from the 6ft 4 hardman, to absolute putty in the hundreds of children hands he deals with on a daily basis."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268748/bio
Hmmmmm. not related to Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter by any chance is he?
And what sort of "dealing" is that then?
Oh God I read a review of this - it sounds unbelievably bad. Who gave this the greenlight?
NOTE TO INVESTORS: If you've got money and you don't know what to do with it. Do a Branson and blow it on balloons. Don't invest in a Danny Dyer film no matter how many pints he buys you down the Punchbowl.
What the fuck are those 4 cocks grinning inanely at on pic 6??? What a fucking mess
couldnt the tweedster make it.
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