Look if you dare
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 17:58 by

Following on from the link we posted in the Mailout last week, a man looking suspiciously like Hollyoaks' Chris Fountain has posted a number of naked pictures up on a Reddit forum of a girl looking suspiciously like Peaches Geldof. The forum topic was "WTF one-night stand stories" and member Thatcoolguyben's story stole everyone's thunder.

The tale begins with a shopping trip for syringes and ends happily ever after with violent vomiting in a Scientology Centre. Enjoy...

"Last Thanksgiving I was staying at a friends house for a few days before a trip to South America. I'd been spending most the time on the couch for the three days I was at the house. My friend lived with her boyfriend and one other girl who was "recording" her "album." I would occasionally see this girl leaving early in the morning and coming back late at night while I was on the couch. On my final day at the house, Thanksgiving day, the girl returns at about 2:30am (Thanksgiving festivities would start in a few hours.) I'd kicked back a few beers already and was having fun sitting watching TV. She comes in and pauses for a moment looking at me. She says "have you been living here the whole time I have?" I laughed and thought this question strange, she was showing how oblivious she was to the world. I said that I had only been at the house for 2 days. She sits next to me and we begin talking about tattoos, which both of us have a good amount of. She had a cute English accent and wasn't bad looking at all. The tattoo discussion leads to us deciding we should get each others names tattooed on each other. At 3am I grab my friends car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlor, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began.

We drove all around LA looking for the supplies we needed. We drove to various pharmacies looking for needles and cotton. We finally found one, which as a look back on would be a funny sight. A well dressed guy and girl walk in an 4am looking for a 10 pack of diabetic syringes. We get them and begin the drive home. On the way back she mentions this is heroin base, meaning we need to dissolve this in lemon (I guess this is a British thing, I never have seen this in my years in NYC.) We stop at a Dennys, asking them for a stack of lemons. Once again we got strange looks but it worked. We get back to the house, where I was promptly yelled at for stealing my friends car, and getting warned what I was about to get myself into. Once all the commotion settles down, we go to the girls room and rig up. At about 5am I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we're naked. I go down on her while we're still having odd conversations about mutual friends and past hookups. I was too high to get hard and she knew it. After blowing me for a few minutes she asks if I was ok. I tell her I'm to high to get it up. I then immediately remember I'd packed a Cialis in my bag. I run out of the room, bring it back, and pop it in front of her. She laughs as we continue to have a naked dance party on her bed. I finally feel the blood rush to my member and the action begins. We did it every way possible, and for a young girl she sure knew how to work it.

This is where things get weird. Close to 8am she starts saying how someone was coming to pick her up. We'd continued to use all night so I was quite foggy about the happenings. I faintly remember her asking me for a ride and me driving her somewhere. I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. I started freaking out. I look around and see her on an exercise machine outside the room, looking in about the same shape as me. I get out of the room and people come past me cleaning the puke like it was nothing to them. I'm standing in the room groggy, in a speedo, and confused as hell. I look around and read some stuff realizing I'm in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif. I showered, got my clothes on, got her, and drove back to my friends, nodding out and puking the whole way.

Needless to say when I got back my friend and her boyfriend were pissed. I had "ruined" Thanksgiving. I sluggishly passed the day along and at 11pm went to LAX and flew to South America. Not until days later when I looked through my camera of the pictures of that night did I fully realize everything."

And is it possible that 'Chris Fountain' could have worse tattoos than Geldof??

  • He must be desperate... if she was the last bird walking I wouldn't shag her..fucking orrible.

    up_4_fun Thu, 01/04/2010 - 21:14
  • Wonder if he was a one night stand... and worth it... probably not.
    Do you think it'll do her career any harm, with any luck she'll vanish for all of eternity.

    up_4_fun Thu, 01/04/2010 - 21:10
  • Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,its a very nice picture a girl,i saw this picture and very impresed to see this picture,she's a very sexy and hot,i also want to find her.Thanks to see this pitcure this girl.

    Advanced Cleanse

    barnettbarr Mon, 29/03/2010 - 11:36
  • He's blaming not getting a hard on cos of the drugs. Lookin at these pics i beg to differ!

    Bob you must be proud that your daughter has turned out just like her Mother. Good on you for being such a great father!

    elbow Mon, 29/03/2010 - 09:54
  • Yep, genuinely great work Mr HM - that's some ridiculously amusing filth, although the pictures were always going to inspire a long hard eye scrub with a brillo pad and some brain bleach!!

    erniemilko Mon, 29/03/2010 - 08:59
  • A fucking spotty opportunist junkie scum who managed to shag Peaches. Brilliant...

    koshmar Sun, 28/03/2010 - 14:25
  • Get some glasses. That dude looks nothing like Chris Fountain.

    LondonGoddess Sun, 28/03/2010 - 02:02
  • "I'm standing in the room groggy, in a speedo..."

    haha!

    What a cunt.

    And the pix look like cctv grabs from a goblin's wedding.

    Dolly Dagger Sat, 27/03/2010 - 20:54
  • He looks more like a mongy, reesty version of Art Garfunkel

    koshmar Sat, 27/03/2010 - 15:45
  • Either I'm colorblind or dude #6 has green eyes and the fug in the pics has blue.

    And why go to Denny's for lemons? He could have gotten his needles and lemons at a 24hr grocery store or lemon juice at a Kwiki mart.

    mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 27/03/2010 - 04:49
  • So, chivalry's still alive and twitching/tweeting.

    spandex Sat, 27/03/2010 - 03:15
  • I still knocked one out though.

    BonnyWill Sat, 27/03/2010 - 01:33
  • The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

    lealeablue Sat, 27/03/2010 - 01:29
  • You only have yourself to blame! If it wasn't for the ball gag you would have heard me requesting the removal of the live feed from your bedroom to the dungeon... BTW my gimp suit appears to be rather heavily soiled, I HAVE BEEN IGNORED TOO LONG!

    Spastic Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:40
  • What a fucking pair of spoilt, over-privileged, hopefully-soon-to-be-no-more nihilistic cunts. Oh wow aren't drugs cool *rolls eyes*. So, when's the court case due?

    And what a wonderfully thoughtful wanker the bloke was to his friends. I think I'd have to be one rung up from a kiddy fiddler to be as hateful as these two.

    koshmar Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:13
  • Oy Spastic, I sleep with a Downs and you sell my pics to HM. That's the last time I share my internet experiences with you. Fucking sell out Modo!

    TheDukers Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:08
  • That's a bit gay for you Dicky... YOU'VE CHANGED!

    *knits*

    Spastic Fri, 26/03/2010 - 21:39
  • Just like her mummy.

    huxylady Fri, 26/03/2010 - 21:11
  • This is why I still love you Mr. HM.

    BonnyWill Fri, 26/03/2010 - 21:02
  • Gross, gross, gross, my eyes are bleeding :(

    moon park Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:50
  • HA!

    More of this type of stuff please Mr HM.

    *pom-poms*

    Spastic Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:35
  • I wonder what is more upsetting - having someone spew out all these details of how Ms Ultima is a smack head or being referred to as a D-List celebrity?

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:21
  • This guy bears virtually no resemblance to Chris Fountain. But is referring to him in the context of this article some kind of hint?

    dave198 Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:12
  • He looks absolutely nothing like Chris Fountain.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:04
  • So a police investigation into her shipping heroin across the Atlantic is sure to follow.....or does she have the Doherty factor?

    I bet the company who hired her to 'model' underwear are feeling pretty fucking clever right about now.

    I bet the lawyers turn up in about 15 minutes Mr HM. Is that why you posted late as possible on a Friday afternoon?

    slug Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:46
  • Nurse, the bleach!

    dandyboy Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:25
  • Nurse, the bleach!

    dandyboy Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:25
  • So a police investigation into her shipping heroin across the Atlantic is sure to follow.....or does she have the Doherty factor?

    I bet the company who hired her to 'model' underwear are feeling pretty fucking clever right about now.

    I bet the lawyers turn up in about 15 minutes Mr HM. Is that why you posted late as possible on a Friday afternoon?

    slug Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:46
  • He looks absolutely nothing like Chris Fountain.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:04
  • This guy bears virtually no resemblance to Chris Fountain. But is referring to him in the context of this article some kind of hint?

    dave198 Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:12
  • I wonder what is more upsetting - having someone spew out all these details of how Ms Ultima is a smack head or being referred to as a D-List celebrity?

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:21
  • HA!

    More of this type of stuff please Mr HM.

    *pom-poms*

    Spastic Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:35
  • Gross, gross, gross, my eyes are bleeding :(

    moon park Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:50
  • This is why I still love you Mr. HM.

    BonnyWill Fri, 26/03/2010 - 21:02
  • Just like her mummy.

    huxylady Fri, 26/03/2010 - 21:11
  • That's a bit gay for you Dicky... YOU'VE CHANGED!

    *knits*

    Spastic Fri, 26/03/2010 - 21:39
  • Oy Spastic, I sleep with a Downs and you sell my pics to HM. That's the last time I share my internet experiences with you. Fucking sell out Modo!

    TheDukers Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:08
  • What a fucking pair of spoilt, over-privileged, hopefully-soon-to-be-no-more nihilistic cunts. Oh wow aren't drugs cool *rolls eyes*. So, when's the court case due?

    And what a wonderfully thoughtful wanker the bloke was to his friends. I think I'd have to be one rung up from a kiddy fiddler to be as hateful as these two.

    koshmar Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:13
  • You only have yourself to blame! If it wasn't for the ball gag you would have heard me requesting the removal of the live feed from your bedroom to the dungeon... BTW my gimp suit appears to be rather heavily soiled, I HAVE BEEN IGNORED TOO LONG!

    Spastic Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:40
  • The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

    lealeablue Sat, 27/03/2010 - 01:29
  • I still knocked one out though.

    BonnyWill Sat, 27/03/2010 - 01:33
  • So, chivalry's still alive and twitching/tweeting.

    spandex Sat, 27/03/2010 - 03:15
  • Either I'm colorblind or dude #6 has green eyes and the fug in the pics has blue.

    And why go to Denny's for lemons? He could have gotten his needles and lemons at a 24hr grocery store or lemon juice at a Kwiki mart.

    mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 27/03/2010 - 04:49
  • He looks more like a mongy, reesty version of Art Garfunkel

    koshmar Sat, 27/03/2010 - 15:45
  • "I'm standing in the room groggy, in a speedo..."

    haha!

    What a cunt.

    And the pix look like cctv grabs from a goblin's wedding.

    Dolly Dagger Sat, 27/03/2010 - 20:54
  • Get some glasses. That dude looks nothing like Chris Fountain.

    LondonGoddess Sun, 28/03/2010 - 02:02
  • A fucking spotty opportunist junkie scum who managed to shag Peaches. Brilliant...

    koshmar Sun, 28/03/2010 - 14:25
  • Yep, genuinely great work Mr HM - that's some ridiculously amusing filth, although the pictures were always going to inspire a long hard eye scrub with a brillo pad and some brain bleach!!

    erniemilko Mon, 29/03/2010 - 08:59
  • He's blaming not getting a hard on cos of the drugs. Lookin at these pics i beg to differ!

    Bob you must be proud that your daughter has turned out just like her Mother. Good on you for being such a great father!

    elbow Mon, 29/03/2010 - 09:54
  • Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,its a very nice picture a girl,i saw this picture and very impresed to see this picture,she's a very sexy and hot,i also want to find her.Thanks to see this pitcure this girl.

    Advanced Cleanse

    barnettbarr Mon, 29/03/2010 - 11:36
  • Wonder if he was a one night stand... and worth it... probably not.
    Do you think it'll do her career any harm, with any luck she'll vanish for all of eternity.

    up_4_fun Thu, 01/04/2010 - 21:10
  • He must be desperate... if she was the last bird walking I wouldn't shag her..fucking orrible.

    up_4_fun Thu, 01/04/2010 - 21:14

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