Take a Bow (off)
Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:49 by Mr. HM

Celebrity daughter, reality show dancer and now master of disguise Kelly Osbourne threw off her X factor twins costume and instead headed for Disney World with the sole aim of finding Mickey, her husband.

10/10 for effort, but the last time I saw a bow like that it was round George Lamb's neck (and not bloody tight enough).

That's got to be a wig right?

  • She now makes Katie Price the 2nd to last woman I would fuck.

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:08
  • She looks ridiculous from the back too, check out her reflection in the shop window. That outfit and its wearer are completely retarded.

    BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 07:14
  • . . .anyone except Jack, of course, he's just a cunt.

    BigPhil Sat, 03/10/2009 - 00:42
  • Admittedly she deserves an OBE for services to uselessness and muntery, but I still can't shake a slight grudging respect for anyone who has managed to survive even partially intact after having that pair of addled fuckwits as parents.

    BigPhil Sat, 03/10/2009 - 00:39
  • She looks like a spacker whose Mum cut her hair with the aid of a pudding bowl.

    retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 21:18
  • Jaysus - there's ugly, and then there's this... *throws up ginsters and pint*

    Blartmonster Fri, 02/10/2009 - 17:04
  • http://www.metalmickey.com/

    This Mickey? The similarities are uncanny. Not the description though.

    TheDukers Fri, 02/10/2009 - 16:38
  • http://www.metalmickey.com/

    This Mickey? The similarities are uncanny. Not the description though.

    TheDukers Fri, 02/10/2009 - 16:38
  • Jaysus - there's ugly, and then there's this... *throws up ginsters and pint*

    Blartmonster Fri, 02/10/2009 - 17:04
  • She looks like a spacker whose Mum cut her hair with the aid of a pudding bowl.

    retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 21:18
  • Admittedly she deserves an OBE for services to uselessness and muntery, but I still can't shake a slight grudging respect for anyone who has managed to survive even partially intact after having that pair of addled fuckwits as parents.

    BigPhil Sat, 03/10/2009 - 00:39
  • . . .anyone except Jack, of course, he's just a cunt.

    BigPhil Sat, 03/10/2009 - 00:42
  • She looks ridiculous from the back too, check out her reflection in the shop window. That outfit and its wearer are completely retarded.

    BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 07:14
  • She now makes Katie Price the 2nd to last woman I would fuck.

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:08

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