Beached whale?
Mon, 27/09/2010 - 12:27 by John Hill

Mariah Carey may be pregnant, but she wasn't exactly a little slip of a girl before, and when she falls over during a perfomance in Singapore, it takes quite a while for her to actually hit ground zero, and then quite a few dancers to lift her up again. Immediately reminded us of the toppling of Saddam's statue in Baghdad, except they didn't lift that up again, they beat it with shoes, but you can't have everything.

After she tumbles, Carey, being the consummate professional she is, immediately blames her shoes and demands her midget assistant come on stage and removes them while she continues warbling about whatever nonsense she thinks is relevant. 

Ask any demolitions expert and they'll tell you that when a woman collapses like that, in that specific pattern, it's as if it was done on purpose. There's two conclusions we can draw from this; 9/11 was an inside job, and Mariah Carey is now mentally and physically unstable. 

  • I'm going to vomit, seriously. FIVE people to attend to that mastodon and to remove her shoes?!! fuck me, what has the world come to...

    kermits Tue, 28/09/2010 - 12:51
  • You really make me fucking laugh. Thanks Jimmy

    merylhighground Mon, 27/09/2010 - 14:09
  • You really make me fucking laugh. Thanks Jimmy

    merylhighground Mon, 27/09/2010 - 14:09
  • I'm going to vomit, seriously. FIVE people to attend to that mastodon and to remove her shoes?!! fuck me, what has the world come to...

    kermits Tue, 28/09/2010 - 12:51

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